Mount Washington Woman Kills Boyfriend Over Bagel

The Pittsburgh Channel ^ | December 1, 2008

[rightwingintelligentsia]

PITTSBURGH -- A Pittsburgh woman found guilty of stabbing her live-in boyfriend during an argument over a cold, uneaten bagel was sentenced Monday to 5 to 10 years in prison.

Patrice Rogers was convicted of voluntary manslaughter in the Feb. 25 killing of Geno Crenshaw on Kingsboro Street in the city's Mount Washington neighborhood. (Watch The Channel 4 Action News Report From Feb. 25)

Police said the argument between Rogers, 23, and Crenshaw, 30, began when she didn't eat a bagel he had bought her because it was cold.

[library user]

GUILTY!

[FroggyTheGremlim]

"It went downhill after that..." From Mt. Washington, everything is downhill.

[Soothesayer]

5-10 years? What the hell?! This can’t be true? Or can it?

[StAnDeliver]

Is that Mike Tyson under that hoodie?

[SIDENET]

That’s a sweet hoodie she’s wearing!

[snarks_when_bored]

Mount Washington Woman Kills Boyfriend Over Bagel

And now, she will be loxed up.

And they'll throw away the quiche...

[SoothingDave]

Bageland in Squirrel Hill used to make a mean bagel.

Alas, ‘tis no more.

[freespirited]

Barely guilty by reason of ovaries.

[skully]

This takes “Let go my Eggo” to a whole new level.

[Badeye]

Bagel Babe breaks butchers boyfriend...Brezinski blames Bush.

Film at Eleven.

[tumblindice]

`Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead With Cold Bagel’

[LiberConservative]

I’ll never eat with a woman again.

[martin_fierro]

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He died with a helluva view.

[RexBeach]

Black Bagel Bimbo Boinks Beau Because Bakery Bauble Bought Brisk.

[earlJam]

Yama - Hama! It’s fright night!

[Larry Lucido]

Not very Festivus of her.

[allmendream]

Festivus begins with the ‘airing of grievances’....

“You bought me a cold bagel fool!”

Followed by the feats of strength....

“lets see if I have the strength to get this knife past your rib cage.”

It's a FESTIVUS miracle!

[Daffynition]

[Fido969]

If he had come straight home from the store the bagel would have been hot.

Pretty obvious he took a “side trip.”

I don't blame her. He was messin’ around.

[Cagey]

LOL!! Perfect.