[Betty Jane]

Well we've got ourselves a bumper crop of acorns in southern Tennessee this year if he wants some. I also have an amazing amount of almost impossible to open black walnuts.

There are so many squirrels in my small town that every day you hear of a squirrel chewing in power, cable and phone lines causing an outage. Nothing but Rabies infected fluffy tailed rats, I tell you

[MeanWestTexan]

“There are so many squirrels in my small town that every day you hear of a squirrel chewing in power, cable and phone lines causing an outage. Nothing but Rabies infected fluffy tailed rats, I tell you”

I live in Midland, TX. We never had squirrels until recently. Some asshat IMPORTED squirrels from Washington State and let them lose. They are all over now.

Mrs. MWT doesn’t let me shoot them with a pellet gun in my boxers in the front yard anymore. Says I look like white trash.