[MeanWestTexan]

“There are so many squirrels in my small town that every day you hear of a squirrel chewing in power, cable and phone lines causing an outage. Nothing but Rabies infected fluffy tailed rats, I tell you”

I live in Midland, TX. We never had squirrels until recently. Some asshat IMPORTED squirrels from Washington State and let them lose. They are all over now.

Mrs. MWT doesn’t let me shoot them with a pellet gun in my boxers in the front yard anymore. Says I look like white trash.

[PowderMonkey]

"Mrs. MWT doesn’t let me shoot them with a pellet gun in my boxers in the front yard anymore. Says I look like white trash."

LOL! Regulation dress for that activity in our trailer park is a flannel bath robe, and garter socks with your Wolverine boots.

[meatloaf]

Try wearing briefs instead of boxers. Works for me.

[Max in Utah]

...shoot them with a pellet gun in my boxers in the front yard anymore.

I once shot a gopher in my back yard while wearing only briefs, but I just sniped him from the bedroom window instead of going outside.

At the sound of the shot, my wife woke up to see me standing there with a .22 rifle, shaking my fist and declaring "Got the little #$@*&%$!"