Winona Ryder 'lost' $125K bracelet & ring borrowed from Bulgari

Examiner.com ^ | November 30 | Liz Barrett

[Dilbert San Diego]

What’s that they say about “karma”? Didn’t her sentence for shoplifting get suspended, or didn’t she get lightly punished for that?

Maybe she really is a professional klepper.

[Paine in the Neck]

Lost? I think not. Ask Barack, maybe he knows the fence.

[cetarist]

Sometimes I’d like to ‘lose’ something that expensive, but then I realized they didn’t look as great as I thought they should.

[Condor51]

This girl (young woman) has a problem.
If she's not a Kleptomaniac I don't know who is. She fits the classic definition to a T:

Kleptomaniac: A person who has kleptomania.
Kleptomania: An obsessive impulse to steal regardless of economic need.

She's sick and needs to be in a hospital, not a jail (imo).

[E. Pluribus Unum]

When I borrow something and lose it, I pay for it.

Winona doesn't believe she should have to pay for her irresponsibility?

[End Times Sentinel]

Winona, what ever are we going to do with you? I think the only solution is a good spanking administered by a doughy, middle-aged freeper.

Owl_Eagle

“When the stock market crashed,
Franklin Roosevelt got on the television
and didn’t just talk about
the princes of greed, he said,
‘Look, here’s what happened.’"
-Slow Joe Biden

[Wally_Kalbacken]

I have liked some of her film performances - but her career is in oblivion now and this kinda $hit isn't helping.

[devane617]

what dumbass would loan it to her? they deserve what they got...

[CaliGirlGodHelpMe]

How very kind and gracious of her to try to pin her crime on the innocent hotel employees. Now there’s a lefty you gotta love.

[Drew68]

I think the only solution is a good spanking administered by a doughy, middle-aged freeper.

"Doughy" and "middle-aged" aptly describes Winona these days. I'm surprised to read she still gets invited to the big parties. I've figured she's entered the "straight to video" chapter in her career.

[kitkat]

Surely she would have gotten a receipt for the jewels. If so, she can prove that she turned them in. Otherwise, she’s either a fool, or a thief.

[CholeraJoe]

Otherwise, she’s either a fool, or a thief.

Perhaps both.

[Holicheese]

“Ask Barack, maybe he knows the fence.”
Actually Barack had it melted down and remade into his wife’s new $30,000 ring!

[AppyPappy]

She’s almost up to “cameo in a porn flick” status.

[weegee]

Ask Barack, maybe he knows the fence.

"You think maybe 'it's hot'?!!"

Barack Obama buys Michelle rare $30,000 ring (Daily Mail, December 01, 2008)

[weegee]

Kleptomania is not a crime. It is an alternative lifestyle and they should not be treated as criminals. Just ask the pro-homosexual movement. Klepto rights now!

They can’t help it, they were born that way.

[weegee]

I'll leave this one to the jury to decide:

[ScottinVA]

“When I borrow something and lose it, I pay for it.”

Oh, now — you know that’s only for the little people. Winona is a star!

[silverleaf]

Winona is toast. She’s going to have hard time borrowing any more bling, plus how many of the celebrity circuit hotels are going to be willing to comp suites to some nutcase who tries to pin their employees with grand theft?