[CardShark]

A good satirical illustration of how all the "oppressed" groups are fighting each other over who has the most reason to whine and complain.

[Doug TX]

I saw a protester sign the other day that said “Gay is the new black”. FWIW.

[gundog]

The squeaky wheel gets the Vaseline, as it were.

[nmh]

To be “gay” means you are automatically an atheist.

I know, many gays claim to be Christians but their lifestyle CHOICE excludes them. They may “repent” but they keep on “sinning” instead of “sin no more”. So these illusions of being a “Christian” are absurd. Their “choice” defies the role God had in mind for them and speaks of their “choice” as an abomination - hardly what a “Christian” should repeatedly chose as a “life style choice”.

[weegee]

President-Elect Obama has indicated he will quickly expand hate crime laws to include sexual orientation. While I applaud this, I wonder why he hasn't declared his desire to see the law expanded to include atheists. (Sure, hate crime laws already include religion, but we all know it means theists harming other theists for believing in the wrong deity.)

Actually there are antitheist atheists who spout hate and certianly the gaystapo activists have engaging in violence and vandalism against people of Christian faith since the Prop 8 vote.

[JoanVarga]

Puh-leeze. Since when does the State want to regulate Sacraments of the Church? What next, Baptism?

Do we want the State uttering words over us in Last Rites? Especially words like, "pay up"?

-Joan

[CE2949BB]

Second attempt to respond to this crap. The first was way too long.

Are you sure this is satire?

1 - We are a majority Christian nation and POTUS-elect claims to be a Christian. Deal with it.

2 - IGWT won’t be removed from the money until/unless the nation has been secularized. That is: the majority reject supernaturalism in all forms (from angels to Zoroastrianism). That will take a very long time. You’re putting the cart before the horse.

3 - Most gays are atheists.

4 - Hate crime laws are thought crime. If someone is kicking your ass, they don’t like you very much.

5 - Being an atheist doesn’t have a damn thing to do with being a liberal.

Still not sure if this is satire. A lot of atheists are actually this whiny.

Oh, yeah: I’m an atheist.

[LongElegantLegs]

Um...I don’t think this is satire. I think he’s serious.

[Vanders9]

“Let’s examine the struggles we atheists go through on a daily basis: Reading about all the past theist leaders of America in our history books, our future progressive President choosing to exclude us at the conclusion of his speeches to the country, the money we exchange for goods and services being plastered with religious phrases, and having to watch nearly every sports figure in America point to their god in thanks after doing something good on the playing surface.”

Oh wow...I never realised just how much of a strain being an atheist was! Good grief, having to read about the great historical figures of the past, not ONE of which had the sense to not believe in God! And having to see people pray or acknowledge God at athletic meets and football matches! I mean does it never end? And then all those religous phrases plastered on the money...well, the one sort of affirmation anyway...but gracious that’s bad enough! And as for all of the presidents...well how DARE they say what they believe and thereby offend the 1% of the population who are Atheists! It makes me sick to my stomach. It really does.

Do I really need a /sarc?