Hon, if you get too disgusted, you can always come live with us. You & Greg can crash in the Packer den, and, well, you’re used to snow and cold, so that’s no problem. You just have to be able to put up with two cats, an insane cockatiel, and lots and lots of piano music. Oh, and there’s this one soldier who occasionally stops in to do his laundry and eat our food. But he won’t bother you.
All that sounds great! Thanks.