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Posted on 11/26/2008 5:43:02 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: IrishPennant
AWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... we're looking forward to the turkey sammies....
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:12:58 AM PST
by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: Daffynition
To: Lucky9teen
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Puns, Live / circulate (almost) as long as taxes....(
but, definitely not as painful :)
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:15:50 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
To: girlscout
HAHAHA!
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:17:41 AM PST
by
Daffynition
("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:18:39 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:21:43 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Daffynition
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.. ‘My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.’ The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. ‘My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.’ Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. ‘My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.’ With that the wolf jumps up and screams, ‘Will you knock it off, I’m trying to poop!’
To: All
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:23:53 AM PST
by
sunny48
To: girlscout
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:29:09 AM PST
by
IrishPennant
(He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.)
To: IrishPennant
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:33:15 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(The only foes that threaten America r the enemies at home; ignorance, superstition and incompetence!)
To: Lucky9teen
Disco Turkey's
To: sunny48
Wait, but the first sentence is true... am I missing something?
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:36:32 AM PST
by
Hyzenthlay
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
To: OB1kNOb
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:38:35 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(The only foes that threaten America r the enemies at home; ignorance, superstition and incompetence!)
To: Shyla; StarCMC
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:39:28 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(The only foes that threaten America r the enemies at home; ignorance, superstition and incompetence!)
To: Lucky9teen
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his stretch limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.
He asked one of the men, “Why are you eating grass?”
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have no choice. We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.
“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”
“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come with us also.”
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!”
“Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the stretch limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high!”
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:40:45 AM PST
by
weegee
(Sec. of State Clinton. What kind of change is it to keep the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Oligarchy?)
To: girlscout; Shyla; StarCMC; najida
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:41:30 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(The only foes that threaten America r the enemies at home; ignorance, superstition and incompetence!)
To: Lucky9teen
"Hulks SMASH punny human!"
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:43:30 AM PST
by
weegee
(Sec. of State Clinton. What kind of change is it to keep the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Oligarchy?)
To: Abbeville Conservative; absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; ..
CAPTION THIS PIC:
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posted on
11/26/2008 7:43:51 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(The only foes that threaten America r the enemies at home; ignorance, superstition and incompetence!)
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