To: Stoat
"Hillary, I swear to you as God is my witness, all I did was put the damn phone in my pocket, the high intensity light sensitive lens must have illuminated my groin enough to accidentally snag a picture of ol' Willie boy, and I had that draft email I was workin' on, and you know the rest, this shouldn't have any impact on your upcoming confimration as Secretary of State, ok chubby cheeks? C'mon, I'm not gonna screw up this late in the game, you know me better than that, huh?"
***** WHAM *****
"Damn Hill, do you always have to heave that same heavy ashtray?!?! OWWWW, that hurts!"
3 posted on
11/21/2008 11:39:59 PM PST by
mkjessup
(Thomas Jefferson was RIGHT about the need to water the Tree of Liberty, and with WHAT.)
To: mkjessup
I really hate to think of what the Starr Report might have been like if Monica Lewinsky had had an iPhone available....
The “blue dress” would have been quickly forgotten......
12 posted on
11/22/2008 1:58:15 AM PST by
Enchante
(Thanks, Mediascum, you "elected" your candidate and now the country will pay....)
To: mkjessup; Slings and Arrows; devolve; Argh; Boazo; Smartass
hahahahaaa!
Perfect !! :^D
35 posted on
11/22/2008 7:03:29 AM PST by
MeekOneGOP
(Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
To: mkjessup
45 posted on
11/22/2008 12:09:50 PM PST by
kitkat
(THE DAY WE LOSE OUR WILL TO FIGHT Ilast THE DAY WE LOSE OUR FREEDOM.)
To: mkjessup
You owe me a new monitor.
48 posted on
11/24/2008 12:20:26 PM PST by
steve-b
(Intelligent design is to evolutionary biology what socialism is to free-market economics.)
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