Things must be rough in the delivery industry cause my FedEx guy has lost his sense of humor too. My sweetie ordered me a new greenhouse for my Christmas present this year. But, he ordered it last month because we were due some early freezing weather.
When the FedEx guy came I was excited and told him, "You've brought my Christmas present from my boyfriend! Thank you, you are being Santa this year."
His reply was so dry, "No ma'am, I from FedEx and I have a package for you from Flowerhouse."
I replied, "Well the Flowerhouse is my Christmas gift, and you're delivering it so that makes you Santa."
"No ma'am, I'm with FedEx." Was exactly like Tommy Lee Jones in Men In Black, "We're with the FBI, we have no sense of humor that we're aware of."
Was just TOO funny!