[kanawa]

The suspect known only as "familyop", after being disarmed and subdued,
continued to scream, "I know there's a pitbull, a methlab and a 380lb lesbian
in there and by golly I'm a gonna get them. It's open season baby!! With no bag limit!!".

The suspect was charged with endangering the neighborhood
and held for pyschiatric evaluation.

[WildWeasel]

“I know there’s a pitbull, a methlab and a 380lb lesbian
in there”

There’s a good joke somehwere in there.

[familyop]

"The suspect known only as 'familyop', after being disarmed and subdued, continued to scream, 'I know there's a pitbull, a methlab and a 380lb lesbian in there and by golly I'm a gonna get them.'"

...little homage to your recent national leader, Andrea Dworkin? What's your native language, French or 'skeemoe? And BTW, pit bulls aren't the best sled dogs. Did you get coats and boots for your pit?