[familyop]

"The suspect known only as 'familyop', after being disarmed and subdued, continued to scream, 'I know there's a pitbull, a methlab and a 380lb lesbian in there and by golly I'm a gonna get them.'"

...little homage to your recent national leader, Andrea Dworkin? What's your native language, French or 'skeemoe? And BTW, pit bulls aren't the best sled dogs. Did you get coats and boots for your pit?

[kanawa]

pit bulls aren't the best sled dogs

Perhaps not but we still need to get to our Meth Labs regardless...

[kanawa]

Andrea Dworkin??...born in New Jersey? our national leader??
I'm afraid she's all your's. You two would have made a lovely couple. .

Did she turn you down? Did it lead to your spiral into psychosis?
Sad, how much happier both your lives could have been if only love had blossomed.

Nope not our leader...here's our leader..

Poor substitute for Andrea perhaps, but I'm sure you'd get use to 'working under him'.
Just release your inner self.

[kanawa]

Did you get coats and boots for your pit?

Not yet, but he does have a pfd and a back pack for the summer...