Great Orators of the Democratic Party (Good Humor)

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[Kimmers]

Great Orators of the Democratic Party ...

'One man with courage makes a majority.' - Andrew Jackson

'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' - Franklin D. Roosevelt

'The buck stops here.' - Harry S. Truman

'Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.' - John F. Kennedy

And for today's democrats ...

'It depends what your definition of 'IS' is?'' - Bill Clinton

'That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off.' - Jesse Jackson

'Those rumors are false .... I believe in the sanctity of marriage.' - John Edwards

'I invented the Internet' - Al Gore

'The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ***.' - Joe Biden

'America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' '' - Barack Obama

'I have campaigned in all 57 states. - Barack Obama

'You don't need God anymore, you have us democrats.' - Nancy Pelosi (said back in 2006)

'Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.' - Hillary Clinton (said back in 1998)

'I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.' -any modern day Democrat

[Kimmers]

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[SMARTY]

‘I didn’t know it was illegal, and I’ll never do it again’. Al Gore

[Verginius Rufus]

I don’t think the quote from Obama about 57 states is word for word. I think it was more like “I’ve campaigned in, what, 57 states, just one to go” or something similar.

[ScottinVA]

“There is a crisis of confidence.” Jimmy Carter — 1979

[ScottinVA]

...my muslim faith... — Barack Obama

[ScottinVA]

“um..uh... it’s ... uh... above...uh... my paygrade” — Barack Obama

[buffyt]

I had not heard this one

‘You don’t need God anymore, you have us democrats.’ - Nancy Pelosi (said back in 2006)

[fml]

Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. - Obamam