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Hitler HAD only got one ball
The Sun ^ | today | ALEX PEAKE

Posted on 11/19/2008 2:06:40 PM PST by OL Hickory

Hitler had only one testicle

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?’.”

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: History
KEYWORDS: germany; hitler; testicle; war
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To: Responsibility2nd

Touche’


21 posted on 11/19/2008 2:21:04 PM PST by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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To: Rinnwald
Goebbels had two. But they were small.

Actually, I thought, "Goebels had no balls at all."

22 posted on 11/19/2008 2:21:42 PM PST by E. Cartman (Washington, DC: Where the inmates really do run the asylum.)
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To: bigbob
Hitler has only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler has something similar.
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

For the benefit of the younger generation.

23 posted on 11/19/2008 2:22:43 PM PST by Churchillspirit
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To: OL Hickory

Scratch that.

Goebbels had no balls at all.

Tough to keep the Nazi testicular deformities straight.


24 posted on 11/19/2008 2:23:16 PM PST by Rinnwald (On our side? Six hundred million screaming Chinamen)
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To: OL Hickory

From Oscar Brand’s “Enemy Generals on Parade”.

Goering they say, has one ball.
Goebbels has two but rather small.
Himmler has something similar.
And Adolph Hitler has none at all.


25 posted on 11/19/2008 2:23:52 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Obama, Change America will die for.)
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To: E. Cartman

Himmler had one of Hitler’s but he swallowed it.


26 posted on 11/19/2008 2:23:54 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: OL Hickory

“Occifer, I HAD only got 1 beer. Hic!”


27 posted on 11/19/2008 2:24:35 PM PST by Edgar3 ("Is there a Patriot in the house?")
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To: OL Hickory

mono nad


28 posted on 11/19/2008 2:26:03 PM PST by xmission (www.iwilldefendtheconstitution.com)
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To: OL Hickory
"Hitler HAD only got one ball"

And Boston Corbett (who shot John Wilkes Booth) castrated himself.

29 posted on 11/19/2008 2:26:07 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: AirForceMom

:O Good one.


30 posted on 11/19/2008 2:27:04 PM PST by xmission (www.iwilldefendtheconstitution.com)
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To: nufsed
Past pluperfect of 'have' is 'had had'.

eg; If we had had that information we would not have made that decision.

31 posted on 11/19/2008 2:27:37 PM PST by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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To: OL Hickory
Hitler HAD only got one ball

Which made it very difficult for Der Fuehrer to finish a round of golf.

32 posted on 11/19/2008 2:29:36 PM PST by Rum Tum Tugger
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To: OL Hickory

33 posted on 11/19/2008 2:30:39 PM PST by Fawn (0bama is so high up on a pedestal - there is no where to go but DOWN!)
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To: wtc911

Sorry, I had forgotten my 8th grade usage class. I have had that in mind though. What is the tense of HAD ONLY GOT?


34 posted on 11/19/2008 2:31:12 PM PST by nufsed
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To: Rinnwald
Scratch that.

Thats just mean.

35 posted on 11/19/2008 2:31:17 PM PST by skeeter (Its Barry's fault)
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To: OL Hickory

This happened to a guy I knew. Sledding accident as a child.......


36 posted on 11/19/2008 2:32:32 PM PST by Sybeck1 (Million Minuteman March (Spring 2009))
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To: Churchillspirit
Folks, couldn't we rework this song?

Barney they say has no balls!
Hill'ry's got two and they aren't small!
....

Just two more lines. Help me out folks.

37 posted on 11/19/2008 2:32:36 PM PST by E. Cartman (Washington, DC: Where the inmates really do run the asylum.)
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To: nufsed
What is the tense of HAD ONLY GOT?

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Had got (drop the only - it is a modifier) is the past pluperfect of to get.

38 posted on 11/19/2008 2:38:24 PM PST by wtc911 ("How you gonna get back down that hill?")
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To: wtc911

Ah, yes! I remember now. Thanx.


39 posted on 11/19/2008 2:39:47 PM PST by nufsed
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To: Churchillspirit
Hitler has only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler has something similar.
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Heard it as a child. They were talking about tennis, right.
(At least, that's what you tell a child!)

40 posted on 11/19/2008 2:42:56 PM PST by Tanniker Smith (Teachers open the door. It's up to you to enter. Before the late bell. When I close the door.)
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