[Mr_Moonlight]

JFK faked his own death and works at the 7-11 with Elvis.

Yes, and utilized the power of 7-11 Microwave Burrito's to propel the UFO to Tranquility Base (piloted by Elvis, of course)

[ScottinVA]

“Yes, and utilized the power of 7-11 Microwave Burrito’s to propel the UFO to Tranquility Base (piloted by Elvis, of course)”

And.. and.. then Halliburton sent Cheney to bring the UFO back on 9-11 to cause all that destruction so the Arabs would get blamed, when it was really all Bush’s fault. Yeah... THAT’s the ticket!

[nodumbblonde]

Sure, but only because Marilyn Monroe (who faked HER own death) helped Jim Morrison fake HIS own death and, together, threatened a press conference exposing the entire plot.

So, you see, they were FORCED to use the power of The Burrito.