Posted on 11/19/2008 10:22:34 AM PST by freeplancer
Today the official recount for the Minnesota race for the U.S. Senate begins. Of course Norm Coleman has already won it by 206 votes, but I think Franken and his buddies will actually "win" after the "recount". I will give a $20.00 gift card to the person who can guess closest to the post-recount vote numbers. This gift card can be from any place of your choice. Or it can be for a charity of your choice. You guess it, you name the place.
The rats will “find” at least 1500 votes.
My guess: Franken by 1,294.
Donate my winnings to Free Republic.
I’m going to save Franken by 537.
That’s say 537.
I’ll take 212, and donate the $20 to FR if I win.
Colman win by 195 votes
Franken by 116
Not sure of the number, but I think Franken will win unanimously.
I’ll take Franken by 129
MN was the 32nd state to enter the union, so Frankenturd by 32.
I’ll take Coleman by 29
Donate my winnings to FR
C’mon JW, give me a number.
In a sudden, overzealous fit to make it look like they're not actually stuffing the ballot box on behalf of Franken, all of the Acorn operatives continue manufacturing ballots, but this time on behalf of Dean Barkley. Due to colossal arrogance and utter ineptness, they manage to inject a staggering 774,187 previously overlooked ballots on behalf of Dean Barkley, allowing him to take the seat by 1 vote.
Having exhausted all the options of injecting ballots into the process post election, Secretary of State Ritchie will have no choice but to lispily inform us that this isn't unprecedented, and is well within the statistical margin of error, and will certify Barkley.
Acorn will then have a press conference in which they blame George Bush.
Franken by a liberal’s favorite number: 69
P.S. Please donate that gift card to FR if I win.
I’ll go with Franken’s IQ which is about 82.
Franken by 96.
Ok - I might as well go for the tie — and a coin toss. No requirement on guess who will win that!
Franken by 25, donate the winnings to FR as well.
Things are looking good for kevkrom...
I am impressed with the guestimate. I would never have believed it, but the rats really can steal elections.
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