To: mgist
Everyone is wrong - He was born in Roswell, NM, the child of Space Aliens form the Zeta Reticuli star system...
Zeta Reticuli has nothing to do with Catherine Zeta-Jones-Douglas, the actress...
27 posted on
11/16/2008 2:28:09 PM PST by
BigEdLB
(Six months from now there will be 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
To: BigEdLB
I thought he was found floating down (or is it up?) the Nile in a basket.
To: BigEdLB
Oh how wrong you are! Actually Zeta-Jones is from Zeta Reticuli. All females on that planet, when they reach adulthood, look exactly like Zeta-Jones, so none of them are considered beautiful, just typical, average, blah. That’s why she came here, to stand out don’tchaknow! Michael Douglas was taken in, obviously. But now that you know there are billions more exactly like her, she’s not so pretty anymore, right? Riiiiight? Yeah, right
80 posted on
11/17/2008 8:25:48 AM PST by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: BigEdLB
Ding ding ding! You said the magic words!
83 posted on
11/17/2008 4:35:47 PM PST by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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