[manic4organic]

There once was a British vicar
who hung curtains nude tanked up on liquor.
Whether on whiskey or rum
a spud leapt up his bum
and now he makes chips in his knickers.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Very impressive effort. A bit of poetry makes that speaks to the better angels (angles?) of our nature.

[TXBlair]

There once was a British vicar/who hung curtains nude tanked up on liquor./Whether on whiskey or rum/a spud leapt up his bum/and now he makes chips in his knickers.

ROTFLOL!