Paris Hilton to spend New Year's Eve in Sydney (Oh, the Humanity!!!)

Herald Sun ^ | 13 November 2008

[Aussie Dasher]

WE didn't elect Obama! What have we done to deserve such punishment???

[MIchaelTArchangel]

PROFESSIONAL socialite Paris Hilton

Wouldn't a more correct description be "PROFESSIONAL social disease..."?

[aWolverine]

And without any warning, the American average IQ shot heavenward...

[cripplecreek]

The real question begging to be asked is who will spend New Year’s Eve in Paris?

[Old Sarge]

The billionaire hotel heiress is paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to attend parties around the globe

And how much is she charged in taxes by The Leader, The Messiah, The One (piss be upon him)?

[Aussie Dasher]

If she doesn’t know, how are we supposed to??? PS. Do we get more than one guess?

[OCCASparky]

I’ve got a better idea, Paris—how about KEEPING it secret so people will neither KNOW nor CARE?

[PapaBear3625]

The billionaire hotel heiress is paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to attend parties around the globe, and was last down under when advertising magnate John Singleton reportedly paid her $5 million for a six-day promotional visit almost two years ago.

Why would a "billionaire heiress" have any interest in being paid to attend parties? Unless her real financial picture is such that she NEEDS to be a paid "celebrity" in order to pay the bills?

[MeanWestTexan]

I’m sorry, but that’s what you get for standing upside down and having your toilet bowl water spin backwards.

It’s just unnatural.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

re “was last down under”.

Well, she’s be “down under” some Digger shortly.

All the koala bears are heading for the Outback, and Roos are sealing their pouches.

Lucky you, Aussies. You get a slut and a hotel all at one time.

Party on dudes!

[bitterohiogunclinger]

“For a fee, people can log on to www.bongoparis.com to watch Hilton bring in the new year on their mobiles and computers.”

More evidence liberals really are smarter than the rest of us. /s

[stop_fascism]

Rather than the other way around?

[Ramius]

How much do you want in order to just keep her? I’m sure we can work out something...

[Buddygirl]

Paris WHO?

[Buddygirl]

Paris WHO?

[beethovenfan]

But who will spend New Year’s Eve in Paris Hilton?

[lilylangtree]

BIMBO Alert!

[Revolting cat!]

I thought that Sydney was doing to spend New Years Eve in Paris Hilton?

[Cecily]

I wonder how much she really makes for her PR work. I suspect all these big numbers thrown out for her PR work are just so much hype, like everything else about her.

[Revolting cat!]

But who will spend New Year’s Eve in Paris Hilton?

The question is who won't?