Golf Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal (Yes, it's what you think; developed by a Urologist)

WBBM Newsradio (Chicago) ^ | November 12, 2008 | Stan Pillman

[Stoat]

Posted: Wednesday, 12 November 2008 8:54AM

Gold Club With Dual Purpose: Iron And Urinal

Stan Pillman Reporting
 

Have you ever needed to use the bathroom during the middle of your golf game? Maybe, hit a ball into the woods just so you could sneak off and get some relief. Those days are over.

An urologist practicing in Florida has invented a solution for your troublesome bladder. It’s a golf club that duals as a urinal.

This urologist kept getting complaints about men needing to use the bathroom while on the golf course. So he invented the UroClub.

The UroClub looks like a golf club, plays like a golf club but has just a slightly bigger handle. That is because it s a container that can hold up to half a litter of liquid.

The UroClub comes with a towel which hooks into the club for privacy and a very tight knob on top for preventing any spills.

[bamahead]

"Mmmmm....urinal fresh"

[vietvet67]

Doc, you're not going to believe this.

[Young Werther]

Our Toastmaster club has several "Helper" positions which are called on to comment on activities during a club meeting.

"Ah Counter" identifies all verbal crutches, Ah, Um, and other verbal crutches. At the end of the meeting the list is read and speakers are identified so that they can improve their speech patterns.

"Listener" identify certain points presented and at the meeting asks questions to ensure everyone was listening.

"Postureologist" watches for posture and gestures presented during a speech.

We often joke about this "helper position" by calling it the Post ureologist. New members are shy about assuming this duty since they believe that it is bathroom humor!!!

[Eagle Eye]

problem is that guys are now getting busted for indecent exposure for taking a leak in the woods!

A few years ago, so friggin’ what?

Nowadays it can land ya on the Sex Offender Registry!

[1rudeboy]

I didn’t think of that . . . I am not a golfer.

[GSWarrior]

How do you mark your Titlest?

[Ditto]

I’m thinking this is a clear violation of USGA equipment rules, (no club can be ‘modified’ during a round) but what he heck -— pi** on the rules. ;~))

[SunkenCiv]

[Caramelgal]

WHAT ABOUT THE WYMIN GOLFERS?????

I guess you might count me in as one of those “WYMIN” golfers. I’m a woman and I love to play golf and I play by the rules of the game and with great respect for the game and its rules and traditions. I play both for the fun and for its social aspects but also as competitively as I possibly can play no matter whom I’m playing with.

FYI – I’ve played mostly with men, often being the only woman in my foursome many times and for the most part, most of the guys I’ve played with have been really great.

But I’m sorry, I find little excuse for anyone to have to take a pee, man or woman, in the middle of the golf course, unless of course your primary purpose for playing is to swill as much beer as humanly possible before the turn, in which case I wouldn’t want to be paired with you as I would presume that if you have so little respect for the game and for your fellow players as to have to take pee into your club in the middle of the fairway, you probably don’t have much respect for keeping an honest score or playing by the rules or respecting etiquette with respect to your fellow players. Beside the fact that if you are drunk enough to have to pee into your golf club, don’t be surprised that is little sober gal with her measly average 150’ but deadly accurate drive and her fairly solid iron and short game is going to kick you’re drunken a@@.

I think this is disgusting but all in the name of fairness, what would all you guys think about a set of “lady’s” clubs that double as tampon dispenser?

Just wondering?