[WhatNot]

Got an idea for the new pledge!

[Cindy]

OPINION:

I think the theme song has already been picked.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdPSqL9_mfM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLprurE7EVI

[Darkwolf377]

Seeing how the pledge was written by a Christian Socialist, I don't see why he'd have a problem with it.

After reading its hostory years ago, I've never cared for the pledge or compelling people to recite it. I'd prefer a voluntary standing and listening as God Bless America or the national anthem play, and any jackass who doesn't stand voluntarily will be exposed for the jerk he is. Flame away.

[Rick_Michael]

“I pledge allegiance to the Obama-States-of-America.” haha...OSA....

[Secret Agent Man]

don’t forget to include punishing white Americans in the pledge...

[MathDoc]

I pledge allegiance to my flag,
of the National Socialist States of America
And to the Republic for which it stands,
The One's nation, ignoring God,
Permanently divided by me,
With liberalism and economic justice for most.

[Mojave]

Why pledge allegiance with my hag
who is never proud of America?
When the pledge is recited I’ll drop my hand
Impatient
My own God
With tyranny and just lies for all

[17th Miss Regt]

How about this one?

I swear to you, Barack Obama , as Leader and President of the American Nation, loyalty and bravery. I vow to you and to my superiors designated by you obedience to the death. So help me God."

It would be a good one for his "Civilian National Security Force".

[New Perspective]

[G8 Diplomat]

I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
and to the dictatorship for which it stands
one despotism, under communism, with liberty and justice for no one.

[G8 Diplomat]

After the new pledge and playing of the Soviet anthem, each day at 0bama’s White House will begin with a guy yelling over a loudspeaker, “Allah akbar, Allah akbar...Ashhadu an Muhammad rasul Allah, Ashhadu an la ilah illa Allah...”