[Joe 6-pack]

"I thought Edmund Fitzgerald wrote the song about a ship called the Gordon Lightfoot, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens."

Nope...the Cat Stevens was reflagged as the Yusuf Islam. The George Michaels did most of the ramming.

[Gitche Gumee]

"the Cat Stevens was reflagged as the Yusuf Islam."

That's not funny