I know, I’ve always wanted to get one of those Lutheran humor books, I saw a whole book devoted to it once. Some is on the net and not offensive I believe on the whole.
“You know you are a Lutheran if
...you know what a Lutheran Church Basement Woman is.
...the only open pew is up front, so you volunteer to shovel (snow obviously) the sidewalk.
...you have your wedding reception in the fellowship hall and feel guilty about not staying to help clean up.”
- http://www.oldlutheran.com/page.php?page=humor&id=5
A lot more, many not all that funny.
Are you a Lutheran if you know what Leftsa is? I know what it is but I can’t spell it.
“you know what a Lutheran Church Basement Woman is.”
- Throughout my Swedish life, I have often wondered if the primary function of our churches are being storage facilities for cakes and coffee.
Christianity is my religion and Lutheran cakes are fine with me, but nothing compares to raw moose meat and mead.