Posted on 11/04/2008 8:19:13 AM PST by StrikerConserv
Should McCain win the election, his opponent's most radical wing will engage in the following:
(1) Mass rioting and looting throughout major urban areas. Detroit, Chicago, LA, SF and NY will burn in black flames, a la Mogadishu and Freetown following the rebel takeover.
(2) Countless lawsuits to counteract "improper" and "fraudulent" results. The big time trial lawyers will file lawsuits in all 50 states, France, Germany, Iraq, North Korea, Afghanistan, Iran, Venus, Pluto and Jupiter. They contemplate suing the Andromeda Galaxy for voter fraud but ran out of trial lawyers.
(3) Tons of bashing by the mainstream media about "racism" and the "Bradley effect."
(4) ACORN filing an injunction with the Supreme Court to delay "certifying" the election results while they attempt to register Saddam Hussein, Hugo Chavez, Ben Dover, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Speedy Gonzalez, Dennis the Menace, Legolas, Gandalf the Gray and Sauron in Ohio and Florida.
(5) Liberal media anchors like Olbermann, Couric and Blitzer will be dressed in black on 11/5 mourning the death of The Messiah.
(6) Michael Moore makes another mocku-mentary about how the Republicans rigged the elections.
(7) Another 60 Minutes Special condemning Sarah Palin and her 5 children.
(8) A secret celebration at the Clinton household as Hillary, Bill and Chelsea toast to 2012.
(9) Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson running through the south decrying how the rich are getting richer.
(10) New York Times front page article decrying how the Electoral College system is flawed.
(11) Hippies and flower childs will chain themselves to 1600 Pennsylvania and vow hunger strikes until Palin is held "responsible" for being in high office while maintaining a family life.
(12) Hippies marching and protesting, while drinking their $4.50 extra hot, extra vanilla syrup, white chocolate mocha from Starbucks while chatting on their Iphones, which are neatly placed in their Prada Iphone holders, denouncing Capitalism and the Wall Street bailout.
And if Senator Obama wins the election, the conservatives will engage in the following activities:
(1) Go to sleep
(2) Wake up and go to work
(3) Lead life as they always do
A very telling story don't you think? And these "exaggerations" are not far from the truth. Just wait till 11/5 to see!!
IBTZ ... God I hate noob vanities
A great lib wailing and gnashing of teeth...
That's the point I figured out this was tongue in cheek. That the dems could ever run out of trial lawyers is simply an absurd proposition.
Painfully, most likely to be proven accurate.
“(1) Mass rioting and looting throughout major urban areas. Detroit, Chicago, LA, SF and NY will burn in black flames, a la Mogadishu and Freetown following the rebel takeover. “
I see that as a great opportunity for target practice on intruders.
It will all stop in time for the welfare checks to arrive in the mail friday
And Sharpton and Jackson will be hard pressed to contain the smiles on their faces.
As vanities go, this wasn't bad. Some predictions were funny, others were frightfully accurate.
And he's right: if Obama wins, we'll go to work tomorrow and get on with our lives.
Dennis Hooper just on view said he was a life long republican and he crossed over because ....
in and elevator a while back, Obama asked him about his mother dying and being from Kansas, yada yada yada, and now he is voting for Obama. Said Palin sent him over the edge and the whole crowd applauded.
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