****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

To: DaveLoneRanger

It was much better the first time.

Sorry. My computer has a stuttering problem.... ;-)

82 posted on 10/31/2008 12:42:22 PM PDT by llevrok (Milton Friedman! Please come home!!!)

That’s great, got anymore?

83 posted on 10/31/2008 12:47:50 PM PDT by weegee (Global Climate Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE. vote NO on Obama-Biden.)

Cherish your freedom
I’m pretty sure he will lose
How’d he get so close?

84 posted on 10/31/2008 1:00:55 PM PDT by scott7278 ("Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.")

The idea just occured to me, so I’ll have to work some more up!

85 posted on 10/31/2008 1:03:06 PM PDT by RedRover (DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)

She’s Daffy alright.... : )

86 posted on 10/31/2008 1:04:34 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)

87 posted on 10/31/2008 1:07:13 PM PDT by Darnright (A penny saved is a government oversight)

Obama has that quick peek in the men's room look.

88 posted on 10/31/2008 1:08:08 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)

Even if McCain wins
It’ll be the same MSM
that sold Socialism.

89 posted on 10/31/2008 1:38:57 PM PDT by weegee (Global Climate Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE. vote NO on Obama-Biden.)

To: dragonblustar

Wanna hear something REALLY scary? This election is still not over yet!

Happy Halloween.

90 posted on 10/31/2008 1:40:11 PM PDT by weegee (Global Climate Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE. vote NO on Obama-Biden.)

91 posted on 10/31/2008 1:53:15 PM PDT by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

MAY HALLOWEEN '08 BE THE ONLY SCARY DAY OF THE YEAR

92 posted on 10/31/2008 1:58:04 PM PDT by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)

Google “HELPDESK.WAV”....bad language warning...

93 posted on 10/31/2008 2:45:26 PM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)

Obama - Biden = NABOB MEDIA!

94 posted on 10/31/2008 3:13:30 PM PDT by weegee (Global Climate Change? Fight Global Socialist CHANGE. vote NO on Obama-Biden.)

HEAVIEST ELEMENT DISCOVERED

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Gobernmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy newrons and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of leption-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with thich it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that normally takes less than a second or take as long as 4 yers to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Gv is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium, which has half as many peons but twice the number of morons.

95 posted on 10/31/2008 3:27:10 PM PDT by constant

Another scary movie for the squeamish...

96 posted on 10/31/2008 4:43:32 PM PDT by RedRover (DefendOurMarines.org | DefendOurTroops.org)

To: DaveLoneRanger

The way I heard it, the young man’s name was “Chuck.”

97 posted on 10/31/2008 6:19:17 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")

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