December 26, 2012

The Future | 12/26/2012 | Lazamataz

[Lazamataz]

Hi folks. Yes, this is Lazamataz. This my first and only message on Free Republic in about 2 years, or more. Free Republic was shut down on March 15, 2010, as part of the the Internet Freedom Act of 2009. Jim Robinson was declared a Information Criminal and executed months later. His son still languishes in prison.

It is December 26, 2012. I have found a way to send this message to Free Republic, from the future, to this time. I need to tell you all what happened. It's too late for me, but maybe you can prevent it.

Barack Obama was elected President in a landslide, and Democrats were swept into both Houses to form a fillibuster-proof supermajority. They immediately began disassembling America.

Bush had given them all the tools they needed: The Patriot Act, and the example of nationalizing major industries had been set by his administration.

Obama made sure the economy remained rocky, so that his vision could be realized. He replaced any possible hostile officials in almost every agency. Soon thereafter, he began nationalizing industry after industry, company after company. The Fairness Doctrine was passed within days of his inaugeration, and his handpicked cronies in the FCC made sure that there were no voices of opposition to this naked socialism.

By late 2009, the Congress and Senate passed a massive gun control bill, and -- contrary to the Supreme Court Heller decision -- Obama signed it into law.

The Citizen Enforcement Divisions were set up quickly, which were a citizen police force with military hardware in their hands. They were to round up any 'violating firearms', and people who broke the "Fairness Doctrine" even in their day-to-day speech.

We found ourself very quickly plunged into a dictatorship. Personally, I fled to Texas, where I met up with Squantos and Travis McGee. We formed the core of a leaderless, cell-based resistance movement. Travis and Squantos gave me quick instructions on how to get things done, I helped them learn some really neat computer tricks, and we all went our seperate ways. I began forming resistance cells.

People began to be funneled into reeducation camps -- but of course, they never emerged again. Something very sinister had begun to happen.

The election was held on November 4, 2012. Sarah Palin won, but she was killed in a very mysterious plane crash days later. Obama said he'd need to extend his Presidency for a year or two so a new election could be held, supervised entirely -- of course -- by ACORN.

It's obvious our country is no more. I have left out so many details. I just wanted you to know what is going to happen.

This will be my last communication. Good luck to you all.

Lazamataz, from 12/26/2012.

[cripplecreek]

You aren’t one of those goobacks, here to take ar jahbs are ya?

[Lazamataz]

D’TK’R’JBS.

[joma89]

I would change your password. Someone may have co-opted it.

JoMa

[Lazamataz]

I can't change my password. I just got an email from ME....

Understand.
To Lazamataz | 10/29/2008 3:04:36 PM PDT sent

(((( This part I am redacting. It's got private information that only I would know the
significance of. )))))

DO NOT CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD, Larry, I may be able to send more messages.


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[beezdotcom]

...... or.... this is legit.

And that's what scares me the most.

Oh, not the part about the collapse of the country. You have to conclude that some scoundrel will eventually figure out how to completely wreck things. I had hoped it would come many thousands of years later, but now I can be prepared to help pick up the pieces.

No, the most troubling part is learning that Laz has access to time travel.

(shudder)

[beezdotcom]

Actually it’s murder and attempted murder from 11 days before killing the party store clerk.

Does this ALSO involve time travel?

[shibumi]

"One of the websites dealing with the Garabandal seers sets the date of the Warning as April 09, which is just about 3 1/2 years ahead of the Mayan Calendar Reset Button. Putting on my tinfoil hat (double layered, shiny sides out) and cueing up the Twilight Zone music."


Now I'm really scared. April 9th is mt birthday, and as my personal; astrologer, Salamander has reminded me, I have a big ole Yod on my horoscope - all in fire signs!

[tet68]

So, you too have seen the vision of Obamashchina.
It can happen if we don’t stop it NOW.
I bought a plunger to keep in the car today to wave and encourage freedom loving individuals, and dishearten obamites.

Note to all, look up Stalinshchina, Yezhovshchina, Beriashchina in Google.

[Twinkie]

mercenaries from “other” countries, Black Enforcement Civilian Corps, Obama’s Youth Patrol??

[Twinkie]

Oh, and be sure to tell Hoover NOT to raise taxes so we won’t have the Great Depression that was so beneficial for FDR.

[shibumi]

"Laz, you do understand that only about 30% of freepers understand your humor? I like to think the more intelligent ones get it ;-)"

Although I like to think of myself as intelligent, I am also humor impaired, having had a total funnybonectomy several years ago.

I am currently receiving government disability benefits for this condition, which I am told will continue until I once again "get it."

I am however discontinuing my "get it" therapy, (which consists mainly of several hours per day of repeated punch lines) since I anticipate a major increase in the wealth spreading these benefits provide during the next administration.

[beezdotcom]

Okay, I'm calling SHENANIGANS.

I think this IS from future-Laz....but not 2012-future-Laz. I think it's from Nov-5-2008-future-Laz.

I have heard a rumor that time travel was actually invented on Oct. 28, 2008. Laz ran into the inventor in a bar after the election, and over drinks, dragged the secret out of him.

Since theory suggests that you can only travel back to the date of the creation of the time travel mechanism, Future-Laz could only go back so far. Future-Laz was also having to do this under the drunk scientists nose, so all he thought he could get away with was to send this message.

Future-Laz KNOWS McCain won the election, but he's trying to skew the odds on TradeSports so that current-Laz can make bank before the election. Shame on BOTH you Lazzes!!!

[thingumbob]

No I don't....it's against my religion.

I did mean to put a (/sarcasm) but forgot to after proof reading.....my thought behind the comment though was.....

"Isn't it amazing that those who agree with abortion at all costs forget it could be them being aborted in another time and place?"

.....since we are traveling through time on this thread.

[thingumbob]

I will...if I can just get our “Good witch from the South” Laz to send me back........

[Danae]

Dude, remember to go to Alaska instead of Texas man, everyone knows that!

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[MinorityRepublican]

Well as long as we got the DeLorean, we'll be alright.

[Salamander]

Apparently *you* will be the one who will “Immanentize the Eschaton”.

[I always knew there was something strange about you]....:)

[Lazamataz]

Well, you understand that I am not seeing any doubles of myself. I am only getting these weird messages, theoretically from a future me.

I don't know what's happening. It's all weird.

[Salamander]

Yew know whut yew's a'needin' tuh dew nah, son.