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The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
Life Science ^
| 10/28/08
Posted on 10/28/2008 5:30:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside
No wonder most politicians live so long....
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:31:54 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
(Redistribute Obamas Wealth)
To: Mr. Brightside
ONIONS ARE BACK ON THE MENU!!!!!!
WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:32:06 AM PDT
by
Pistolshot
(Palin has run a state, city, and a business. NObama has only run his mouth.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:36:07 AM PDT
by
grjr21
To: Mr. Brightside
My co-workers will declare I should be in good health then.
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:40:16 AM PDT
by
herewego
(Got .45?)
To: Mr. Brightside
I need to print a copy for my GF and kids.
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:41:04 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(Change is not a destination, just as hope is not a strategy.)
To: EGPWS
Your 4-legged babester should be well protected against high blood pressure ;~)
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:42:16 AM PDT
by
trussell
(I carry because...When seconds count between life and death, the police are only minutes away)
To: Mr. Brightside
I don’t care if it will make me live forever, I’m not swallowing a pill that smells like a fart.
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:45:28 AM PDT
by
bitterohiogunclinger
(Never argue with an idiot, they always wear you down and beat you with experience)
To: herewego
My co-workers will declare I should be in good health then. I declare that my husband is in very good health as well!
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:46:44 AM PDT
by
alicewonders
(Sarah Palin is the face of America's future.)
To: Travis T. OJustice
i just emailed it to my bro and said, well now we know why you have no BP problems... ; )
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:47:52 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Mr. Brightside
Farts stink so deaf people can enjoy them too. :-)
To: Travis T. OJustice
I always told my wife that if I held my farts in that it would make my breath stink.
She never bought that idea.
Maybe I will try the blood pressure control angle.
To: Mr. Brightside
I’d recommend a colon cleanse. Something’s just not right down there.
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:53:11 AM PDT
by
sarasota
To: herewego
My co-workers will declare I should be in good health then.
My younger dog (85 lb. & half Pit and half Black Lab), who regularly gets under my desk and farts, must be in excellent health.
To: Mr. Brightside
What they are not telling you is that there is the opposite effect also.
Farts can lower and increase blood pressure. If a fart occurs and you did it, pressure down. If it's the Neanderthal across from you on the Metro train, pressure up.
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:56:08 AM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Democrats don't have opposable thumbs and are scared of vacuum cleaners, like my dog.)
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:56:53 AM PDT
by
Snurple
(VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
To: Mr. Brightside
This is classic ! Well, let it rip away, for good health of course !
To: Mr. Brightside
Does this mean Beano should be banned?
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:58:25 AM PDT
by
mewzilla
(In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
To: libstripper
You can cancel your next Vet’s appointment.
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:58:31 AM PDT
by
verity
("Lord, what fools we mortals be!")
To: Mr. Brightside
Since mine don't stink, does that mean I have low blood pressure? ;^)
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posted on
10/28/2008 5:58:36 AM PDT
by
brityank
(The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
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