Posted on 10/25/2008 4:18:35 PM PDT by Momaw Nadon
I just got called by the Obama campaign. They asked for a donation.
I let the woman finish her schpiel (sp?) and asked if she was aware about Obama's association with unrepentant terrorist William Ayers.
They then said that it was disinformation and asked for $250.00.
I then asked the Obama campaign worker if she was aware that Obama is a socialist.
She didn't know how to respond to that, but then asked me if I would like to contribute $100.00 to the Obama campaign.
I asked her if she knew that Obama wants to dismantle our military and help our enemies by weakening the United States.
She said, "Well, how about $50.00, would you be comfortable donating $50.00 to the Obama campaign?"
Holy crap, can these people take a hint?
I said that I could not contribute $50.00 to the Obama campaign.
She asked me how much I would be comfortable with donating to the Obama campaign.
I said zero cents.
She said "what?"
I said "zero dollars and zero cents!"
She then asked me if I would like to contribute to Democratic candidates running for Congress.
I said "what???"
She repeated the question.
I finally told her that I am a proud American, I served in the U.S. military, and there was NO WAY IN HELL that I would vote for a terrorist-associating, communist candidate who is anti-American and who would destroy this country!!!!!
Getting the clue, (AT LAST!), she said "Thank you for your time and have a pleasant evening."
I overheard the grandmother of one of one of my granddaughter’s classmates bragging about how hard she was working for o and how great she thought he was. She was on her cell, and kept saying ‘I don’t want to hear that’.
GOOD ON YA.
Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes for the Secret Service to visit you like they did the lady in Lufkin TX after she told off an Obama fundraiser (the fundraiser lied and said she threatened Obama.)
How about this.
Next time one calls, pledge $2300. When they ask for your credit card information, tell the fundraiser that she will need to pay the money herself- that’s how Obama’s tax plan works, you take money from one person and give it to someone else.
I got a call from an Obama volunteer a few days ago. I just said “I’m voting for McCain” and hung up.
LMAO!!!
“Spread the votes around...” LOL!
I wish I had thought of that. Oh well. I'm thinking I'm probably not on their call list anymore.
You mean she didn’t call you a racist?
One come to our door and talked to my wife, the conversation ended when the canvasser told my wife she was “sleeping with the enemy.”
Ping!
No but thank you for your service, and thank you for speaking for many of us.
If they call me I’ll point out the man went to a cult of a church for some 20 years and either went to take naps or is part of the problem, not part of the solution; but either way he’s not fit to be CIC, so I agree with his VP pick say it ain’t so Joe Biden on that, one of the rare occasions I agree with any hypocrat.
nice!... you might have told her that you were aware that the McCain camp was far behind BHObama in $$ and that you would exercise BHO’s “spread the wealth” vision by donating to McCain...;)
LOL Old Sarge!
I like your sense of humor!
Ping!
You’re going about this all wrong. Your main objective when receiving a call from the opposition is to KEEP THEM ON THE PHONE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. Yank their chain for all its worth. Tell them you’ve heard of Ubama but are unfamiliar with his policies. Ask them to clarify. Appear interested, but inquisitive. 15 minutes spent with one of us who would never contribute is 15 minutes they’re NOT talking with someone who might or will. Feel free, when it’s obvious that the call must end soon, to poke them in their proverbial eye by saying, “Oh by the way GAWD DAUMMMMM AMERICA!” End with a mighty “Muaaahaaahaaahaaa!”
I personally will use an over-the top retard voice and spew every lib spin phrase while ignoring their pleas. “Hooooope...Chaaaaange, Bush Liiiiiied...people diiiiiied!...” Then after about 10 minutes, I start cracking up and ask in my regular voice, “Hey, do you think P.T.Barnum was right?”
Remember, you’ll never change these people’s minds. They are Øbumma sycophants. MESS WITH THEIR HEADS. PISS ‘EM OFF! Make them know they’ve been played. They may need to take a break to calm down. Their anger could spin off on the next call they make and cause the subject to think twice about donating and maybe even voting BHU.
I would estimate that the call was at least 10 minutes long.
I too got a call from an Obamanation today, male black, in Illinois of all places where “the One” has a 20+ point lead.
He was asking for money and I said I hadn’t decided yet who to vote for and asked him WHY I should vote for Obama. He told me it was time for a change, when I asked him why, he just said we HAVE to make a change.
He asked if my wife had made up her mind and I told him, yeah...she’s voting for “that McCain guy...because she can’t stand Obama’s wife, all too angry for a black woman...”
Then I pulled out the big ??? and asked him about “how come Obama can’t find his birth certificate and how some guy in Penn is suing Obama etc”. They guy said, “HOLD ON” and shouts to the others in the room, Hey have you heard Obama can’t find his birth certificate? I heard a black woman in the background say..”WHAT??, No hadn’t heard nothing like that...”
I had the guy going round and round like this on taxes, Joe the Plumber, ACORN and taxing my 401K for thirty minutes, finally told him I wasn’t going to vote for anybody like Obama because he was hanging around with terrorists and was probably a “Jew hating Muslim” anyway...that shut the guy up big time and he stammered, well you have a good day and hung up on me..
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Here’s hoping he/she doesn’t misquote you and cause the SS to appear on your doorstep!
I enjoy tying them up with idiocy, just like they do to me. I tell them that my dogs likes their candidate because they “smile” when I mention his name, how can they contribute. I can’t get my dog to sign a check and they don’t have a credit card. How fair is that! It is animal discrimmination! Can their contribution be used to sue the Republicans for animal voting rights? I willed all my money to my dogs and need their approval. I think they like Obama because of their smiles showing all of their white teeth, but they growl and bite at the same time. Is that a sign that my dogs like Lucifer like Obama, or are they are protecting me from evil? Do you know a good dog whisperer? I trust my dogs much more than you or Obama!
Thanks for this. I got a great laugh out of it.
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