You’re going about this all wrong. Your main objective when receiving a call from the opposition is to KEEP THEM ON THE PHONE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. Yank their chain for all its worth. Tell them you’ve heard of Ubama but are unfamiliar with his policies. Ask them to clarify. Appear interested, but inquisitive. 15 minutes spent with one of us who would never contribute is 15 minutes they’re NOT talking with someone who might or will. Feel free, when it’s obvious that the call must end soon, to poke them in their proverbial eye by saying, “Oh by the way GAWD DAUMMMMM AMERICA!” End with a mighty “Muaaahaaahaaahaaa!”
I personally will use an over-the top retard voice and spew every lib spin phrase while ignoring their pleas. “Hooooope...Chaaaaange, Bush Liiiiiied...people diiiiiied!...” Then after about 10 minutes, I start cracking up and ask in my regular voice, “Hey, do you think P.T.Barnum was right?”
Remember, you’ll never change these people’s minds. They are Øbumma sycophants. MESS WITH THEIR HEADS. PISS ‘EM OFF! Make them know they’ve been played. They may need to take a break to calm down. Their anger could spin off on the next call they make and cause the subject to think twice about donating and maybe even voting BHU.
I would estimate that the call was at least 10 minutes long.