CougarGA7, you win if I end up on a Polish Midget-Wrestling circuit; if I get transexual surgery; or if I learn how to pole-vault to the moon. Cyber Liberty, you win if my portait is featured on the $500 dollar bill; if I tattoo myself green from the waist up; or if I end up a porn star.
Anything other than those and you both lose.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Wait a minute. What happens if you tattoo yourself green from the waist up and join the Polish Midget-Wrestling circuit using the stage name “Sprout”? Then Cyber and I break even and you get to be on ESPN2 at 2:00am, right?