Prophet Yahweh Predicts Spaceships Will Appear Oct. 31st in Support of Senator Obama

prweb ^ | October 17, 2008

[Goonch]

Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, Master UFO Caller says that on October 31, 2008, superhuman black men, from other planets, will appear in their spaceships and hover over his UFO Summoning School for three days as a sign that all Americans should vote for Obama as President. YAHWEH wants people to know that if Barak Obama does not become President, America will quickly be led into a war with Russia via Iran that will result in: a cut off of oil from the Persian Gulf, a great depression, stock market crash, runaway inflation, devaluation of the dollar, food shortages, riots, famine, race wars, out breaks of disease, etc.

[al_c]

Prophet Yahweh Predicts Spaceships Will Appear Oct. 31st in Support of Senator Obama

[ROLF of the HILL COUNTRY]

Just a "TOUCH"?????

Calling himself by the Lord's own HOLY name!! In the 19th century he'd be in jail for it (Yes, in this country!)

[livius]

These loonies (I believe it was the same group of loonies) used to be down at 34th and 7th Ave, right across from Macy’s, screaming the foulest, most anti-Semitic, anti-white garbage I have ever heard. Of course, because they were black, they were allowed to get away with it. And now they’re on the verge of taking over the White House.

[ArrogantBustard]

Yeah, there are weasel words ... but “some time before Nov. 11, 2008” is pretty specific.

[Thrownatbirth]

ACORN representatives will be standing by to offer voter registration help to folks from any planet.

[bk1000]

And, like in previous elections, John Lewis (D-GA) will announce on Nov 4, that white republicans will be turning fire hoses and dogs on blacks if they don’t turn out to vote for the black candidate. Sadly, his constituancy believes him.

[theDentist]

So, aliens will arrive on Halloween night. I wonder what they’ll dress up as? Pirates? Doctors? Rappers?????

[Goonch]

[Goonch]

"So, aliens will arrive on Halloween night. I wonder what they’ll dress up as? Pirates? Doctors? Rappers?????"

[Goonch]

Take me to your master

[mhx]

If this happens, I’ll vote for Obama.

[dmz]

Is it just me, or does this cat come off as just a touch blasphemous?
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No more so than the typical televangelist, at least for me.

Actually less so, no asking for donations to save your soul on the homepage.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

An objectively verifiable, concrete, specific as to time and place prophecy.

You obviously don't understand reality. Anyone what don't see them spaceships, it's 'cause they's RACIST! Fact, deys special spaceships, wots invisible to racists, only Brothers and Sisters, and righteous white folks kin see 'em.

[Safetgiver]

Oct. 14 arrives! Humans ready for UFO insight?... You are three days late, I saw the aliens this afternoon and will NEVER drink two quarts of peppermint schnapps again.

[thatjoeguy]

I’m currently out searching for nice palm sized rocks... just incase :)

JB

[Goonch]

"will NEVER drink two quarts of peppermint schnapps again."

My favorite next to

[John W]

“If Barak Obama does not become President, America will quickly be led into a war with Russia via Iran that will result in: a cut off of oil from the Persian Gulf, a great depression, stock market crash, runaway inflation, devaluation of the dollar, food shortages, riots, famine, race wars, out breaks of disease, etc.”

That all ya got?

[Goonch]

"“If Barak Obama does not become President, America will quickly be led into a war with Russia via Iran that will result in: a cut off of oil from the Persian Gulf, a great depression, stock market crash, runaway inflation, devaluation of the dollar, food shortages, riots, famine, race wars, out breaks of disease, etc.” That all ya got?"

[Goonch]