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Thoughts and Jokes about Madonna's Divorce
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Posted on 10/15/2008 4:40:08 PM PDT by freeplancer

Wow, did anyone see this coming? Does this mean she will have to give up her fake English accent?

(Excerpt) Read more at entertainment.timesonline.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: celebrityidiots; madonna
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I think Madonna can have all the kids and act like a good person all she wants to, but she is one of the largest contributers of filth that our society has ever had.
1 posted on 10/15/2008 4:40:09 PM PDT by freeplancer
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To: freeplancer

Hope she stays over in Europe


2 posted on 10/15/2008 4:43:27 PM PDT by valkyry1 (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: valkyry1

Ditto. I’m glad Guy Ritchie made it out alive.


3 posted on 10/15/2008 4:44:37 PM PDT by Cathy
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To: freeplancer

Is she going to try for a refund on the kids she bought?


4 posted on 10/15/2008 4:48:39 PM PDT by rfreedom4u (My Freedom of speech trumps your feelings!)
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To: freeplancer

A real shame, music-wise. “Borderland” and “”Crazy for You” are great songs.

What a waste of talent and a leftist mind.


5 posted on 10/15/2008 4:53:40 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: freeplancer

And I am 100% sure Sarah Palin didn’t want to go to her party. MADonna and David Letterman can compare the gaps between their teeth party.


6 posted on 10/15/2008 4:54:33 PM PDT by lilycicero
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To: freeplancer

Love the advice she gave to her fan’s about Sara Palin!


7 posted on 10/15/2008 4:59:42 PM PDT by ncfool (Obama stands for The New United Socialist State or "TNUSSA")
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To: freeplancer
She has no class. She looks ridiculous and pathetic is those videos I've seen. She is consumed with hatred and envy because she knows she is inferior to Sarah Palin. Must be miserable to live with someone such as her.
8 posted on 10/15/2008 5:00:10 PM PDT by apocalypto
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To: freeplancer

Married 8 years.

That’s a life time when married to Madonna!


9 posted on 10/15/2008 5:01:25 PM PDT by airborne (Don't pray that God is on your side. Instead, pray that you are on God's side!)
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To: freeplancer

Who is madona ???


10 posted on 10/15/2008 5:02:14 PM PDT by Thinkin
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She became a nightmare. Let her stay in her castle over there!


11 posted on 10/15/2008 5:06:56 PM PDT by valkyry1 (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: freeplancer

Was it the Shangri-Las who sang, “You Can Never Go Home Anymore”? Well, somebody torched her childhood house in Rochester Hills, so sadly, that is out. Perhaps she can stomp grapes at her father’s vineyard while singing “Papa Don’t Preach”?


12 posted on 10/15/2008 5:15:37 PM PDT by LongTimeMILurker
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To: Morgana

I bet her ex is thanking the Lord he made it out alive.

The girl went nutz.


14 posted on 10/15/2008 5:43:07 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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Well, somebody torched her childhood house in Rochester Hills

I didn't know that. I grew up in RH with her kid brother. I've been in that house.

I don't have a problem with middle-age women looking or acting sexy. Madeleine Kahn comes to mind--she was a knockout.

There's something incredibly creepy about a 50-year old skank, though. Bleachgh!

15 posted on 10/15/2008 5:55:29 PM PDT by grellis (SISTERHOOD OF SARAH God. Guns. Hockey.)
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Who is madona ???

That's illegal alien for McDonalds.

16 posted on 10/15/2008 7:08:15 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Morgana

Like the photo in that tour shot, Madonna back in 83-84-85, those were her days.


17 posted on 10/15/2008 7:57:00 PM PDT by valkyry1 (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: freeplancer

Said famed film critic Rex Reed, “She looks like she smells”.


18 posted on 10/15/2008 8:00:14 PM PDT by EnquiringMind
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To: freeplancer

Her husband got her fake English accent in the Pre-Nup.


19 posted on 10/15/2008 8:52:52 PM PDT by Lawgvr1955 (You can never have too much cowbell !!)
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To: ncfool
The pop icon, in the midst of her Sticky & Sweet Tour, ... launching an impromptu campaign against the Republican vice-presidential nominee, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin ... In between sets, she screamed, "Sarah Palin can't come to my party! Sarah Palin can't come to my show!" As the week progressed, Madonna even threatened to "kick her ass."

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1596991/20081014/madonna.jhtml

Youtube video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBAAW2e3Z08&feature=related

20 posted on 10/16/2008 6:54:48 AM PDT by Screaming_Gerbil (Ecclesiastes 5:10 - 20)
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