[Homer_J_Simpson]

Vice-Admiral Kenji Maebara, retired commander of the Japanese fleet and former chief of the air force, aannounced tonight that his country wants to borrow up to $45,000,000 to establish an aviation corporation in Mukden, Manchukuo.

Sounds like a golden opportunity for a far-sighted investment bank. I understand the future of the global market lies in China.

In story #2, Cardinal Innitzer (who looks to me a little like Fred Astaire) is in more hot water over challenging the authority of the Nazi Education Association.

The final image is short articles on the same page as the Innitzer story. I cut and pasted them in the same order as they originally appeared. Note the final three: EGYPT THANKS PRESIDENT, REPORT JEWS ROUNDED UP, Belgian Princess is Eleven. Is that weird or what? How could they put a princess after some story about Egyptian gratitude?

And how about that survey? 60% Say Surrender to Hitler Was Preferable to Fight. That gives me hope we can recover from our current national divide.

[stefanbatory]

the Nazi Education Association? and their acronym would be?