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Obama wins -- Heartland Republic secedes

Posted on 10/10/2008 8:50:06 PM PDT by Reform Canada

This was posted by someone on Free Dominion, it is too good not to share.

http://www.freedominion.com.pa/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=105542

Obama wins -- Heartland Republic secedes ____________________________________________________

What could happen following November 4th

November 5th, 2008. Democrats are still partying across America after their decisive electoral college win. John McCain, disoriented and trying to fight back tears, tells Wolf Blitzer in an interview, "I hope for calm in our great country, but the future is very unpredictable now." Vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin returns to Alaska saying "the American way of life depends on freedom and not on big government."

During late November and December, rumours begin to surface that transition meetings between the Bush administration and the Obama inner circle are breaking down into the same acrimony that now grips the Congress, newly dominated by liberal Democrats. A leading conservative Republican congressman from Texas is reported to have said at a luncheon, "Obama has thirty days to prove he isn't a commie. If that doesn't happen, all bets are off."

January 20, 2009. President Obama gives a rousing inaugural address in which he says "every effort will be made to raise up the poor, to remove the stain of racial inequality from our national life, and to make American towns and cities safe again by addressing the problem of too many guns in the wrong hands." Former president Bush breaks with tradition and fails to attend the event, citing a heavy chest cold.

March, 2009. A meeting of legislators and state governors from a variety of central states, held at a remote casino resort in northern California, together with John McCain and Sarah Palin, is closed to reporters. Rumours begin to circulate that a secessionist movement is being discussed. President Obama states that "all necessary force" will be used to maintain "social peace" and "keep the Union strong." Governor Schwarzenegger tells reporters that he was invited to attend, but that he "respects the new president and his commitment to alternative energy development." However, he adds, "the growing demands for a second official language in my state and in Arizona and New Mexico could lead to other strains on the fabric of American society if not addressed creatively."

April, 2009. With the economic recession verging on depression, and the National Guard in the streets in various large cities across the nation, the Governor of Oklahoma announces that "plans are underway for a referendum in twenty-seven states, aimed at establishing the Heartland Republic of America, with its capital to be located here in Oklahoma City." He refuses to answer any further questions from reporters, but fires out the information that "President Obama should not assume that he has full control of the military in these states."

June, 2009. The referendum date is set for July 4th. All the states west of the Mississippi except Hawaii are included in the referendum by order of their state governors. Wisconsin, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and South Carolina announce that they will allow participation. Rioting breaks out in Peoria, Indianaoplis, Cleveland, Cincinnati, Detroit, and Charleston WV, and the U.S. army is mobilized in North Carolina and Virginia to quell expected clashes between "patriot militia" and "Heartland heroes" along mostly racial lines.

July 4, 2009. With heavy fighting raging around a number of mid-western cities, and the state national guards co-operating with elements of the national armed forces to keep a lid on potential riots in Los Angeles, Houston and Atlanta, a total of thirty-three states now sanction referendum sites and a large turnout of voters appear to cast their ballots. The results, announced at midnight, show that 78% of the votes cast endorse the Heartland Republic. A committee of high-ranking U.S. military leaders appears on CNN to verify that they have declared control of many elements of the U.S. armed forces and the NORAD headquarters in Colorado, and they warn President Obama not to interfere in their reorganization of the U.S. military.

July 5, 2009. Sarah Palin gives a speech in Oklahoma City declaring the Heartland Republic independent, and under martial law, with herself as the first president and a committee of forty "leading elected officials" to form a constitutional committee, while the Heartland Armed Forces will establish peace and security within the borders of the thirty-three states. Fighting rages across northern Illinois after the results of the referendum show that 90% of Windy City residents want to stay in the United States while 64% of the rest of Illinois had voted for secession, a result that left the results virtually deadlocked state-wide. Roving gangs of secessionists in pick-ups and SUVs maintained no-go zones outside Chicago for all but approved refugees from the city.

July 12, 2009. Most elements of the U.S. armed forces in Iraq begin to display Heartland colours, the red white and green crest with the prominent snow-capped mountain and shining star. One or two skirmishes are reported in Afghanistan between units loyal to the U.S.A. and the Heartland.

July 14, 2009. Prime Minister Harper announces recognition of the Heartland Republic. Riots break out in Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa and Halifax, calling for the governor general to dissolve the government. Liberal leader Ignatieff calls Harper "a dangerous ideologue who would further divide North America" and somewhat on cue, mass demonstrations of support for the Heartland break out in Alberta and some other parts of western Canada.

July 31, 2009. The constitution of the Heartland Republic is declared with an election set for the first Tuesday in November, and "every five years thereafter," to which Vice-President Cheney says, "this will give the two parties, the Freedom Party and the Liberty Party, ample opportunity to sort out their minor differences. Perhaps in time we will be able to lift the state of martial law and release the prisoners being held in Durango."

August, 2009. The Canadian government falls, and the Conservatives announce that they will run on a platform of western secession so that the four western provinces can join the Heartland Republic. The Mexican army, massing on the frontiers near Mexicali, are dispersed by tactical nuclear strikes and southern California is placed under extreme martial law. Illegal aliens are rounded up and deported en masse with a strong contingent of the newly formed Heartland Security Force in place to prevent their return.

September, 2009. Following a vote that divides Canada into strong eastern and western voting blocs, the four western provinces, the Yukon and the NWT join the Heartland Republic, as does Michigan following severe unrest across the state. A local militia seals off Detroit and is supplied from the Ontario side of the border.

The Canadian armed forces attempt to keep the four western provinces from establishing de facto independence, but elements of the Heartland Republic security forces pour in and find widespread support among the people. The Canadian armed forces jeep breaks down outside Moose Jaw, ending all resistance.

Vancouver declares that it will stay in Canada, and the four western premiers breathe a big sigh of relief.

2014 -- President Obama, in his second term, seeks political asylum in Cuba, and the remaining states of the union send a delegation to Oklahoma City to seek inclusion into the Heartland Republic. They are told to come back in twenty years. The Omaha Jets win the Super Bowl. The Oklahoma City Red Sox win the World Series.

2015 -- President Romney welcomes world leaders at the United Nations in Salt Lake City.


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: heartland; obama; romneybots
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1 posted on 10/10/2008 8:50:07 PM PDT by Reform Canada
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To: Reform Canada

Someone is on drugs.


2 posted on 10/10/2008 8:53:42 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: OKSooner; honolulugal; Killing Time; Beowulf; Mr. Peabody; RW_Whacko; gruffwolf; BlessedBeGod; ...

Good Read :)


3 posted on 10/10/2008 8:54:09 PM PDT by Reform Canada (Kyoto=>More Unemployment=>More Poverty=>More Homeless=>More Crime=>More Rape & Murder)
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To: Reform Canada
President Obama, in his second term, seeks political asylum in Cuba

lol....not that far-fetched.

4 posted on 10/10/2008 8:55:37 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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My native state, Texas, should leave the union and set up shop as a sepsrate country, elect Tom Tecredo President and Sarah Palin VP.
LOL


5 posted on 10/10/2008 9:00:25 PM PDT by patriot08
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Opps..should be ‘separate.’


6 posted on 10/10/2008 9:01:08 PM PDT by patriot08
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To: Reform Canada
The Canadian armed forces jeep breaks down outside Moose Jaw, ending all resistance.

That was laugh out loud funny!!!!

However, the rest of your post is sobering. That an Obama presidency could lead to a military coup and a split in the US is not such a farfetched idea.

7 posted on 10/10/2008 9:01:45 PM PDT by exit82 (The only person that could get me to vote for John McCain is Sarah Palin -God bless her)
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To: Reform Canada
2015 -- President Romney welcomes world leaders at the United Nations in Salt Lake City.

You had me until that load of BS. Why would the heartland elect a medicine socializing, $50 abortion giving, gay pandering, MA liberal as President?

8 posted on 10/10/2008 9:02:53 PM PDT by perfect_rovian_storm (Palin 2008 (oh yeah, and McCain too))
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To: Reform Canada
"Illegal aliens are rounded up and deported en masse with a strong contingent of the newly formed Heartland Security Force in place to prevent their return.

This part I like! Too bad it's never going to happen. *sigh*
9 posted on 10/10/2008 9:03:27 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative voting for the McCain/Palin ticket now!!)
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To: Reform Canada
2015 -- President Romney welcomes world leaders at the United Nations in Salt Lake City.

I was with you until right here .... I would hope that the leaders of the Heartland Republic would have learned from the mistakes of the past.

10 posted on 10/10/2008 9:03:44 PM PDT by jtal
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To: jtal

I guess we’re doomed to never get rid of the RINOS...


11 posted on 10/10/2008 9:05:00 PM PDT by perfect_rovian_storm (Palin 2008 (oh yeah, and McCain too))
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To: Reform Canada

This would make a great movie!


12 posted on 10/10/2008 9:12:06 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Sarah Palin is an American Margaret Thatcher. Sarah Palin is a female Ronald Reagan)
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To: anniegetyourgun

Oh No...Die a Commie or a Sooner....not sure which is worse. :)

GO DUCKS!


13 posted on 10/10/2008 9:12:50 PM PDT by Dead Dog
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To: Reform Canada

Heartland Republic???..how about Reaganland


14 posted on 10/10/2008 9:14:20 PM PDT by BerniesFriend
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To: Reform Canada

A bit more realistic:

Obama wins barely on November 4. In his inaugural he promises a new hope.

Congress passes the Fairness Doctrine, which President Obama signs into law. Hannity and Limbaugh immediately move to satellite radio.

Congress passes a Fairness Doctrine for satellite radio. SCOTUS strikes it down.

Reprising Bill Clinton, Obama tells the American people that he tried everything he could, but after spending a good 30 minutes in budget analysis, he has no choice but to institute massive middle class tax hikes. Those making 50,000 a year will pay a marginal rate of 35%.

The US economy tanks, with GDP falling 4% in 2009, just skirting a depression.

President Obama sets a timeline in Iraq, and three months after withdrawl of troops in April 2010, Al Qaeda organizes a coup. Osama Bin Laden emerges from hiding in Iran and becomes the new Caliph.

President Obama fulfills his campaign pledge to invade Pakistan. American forces lose 10 men in a rather minor skirmish outside Islamabad. Obama withdraws forces from the Afghanistan and Pakistan, citing massive losses.

At home in 2010, Obama begins to float the idea of alternative sharia law for the Muslim minority. Nancy Pelosi quickly drafts legislation, which is passed by both houses of Congress. Obama signs it into law, and it is quickly declared unconstitutional.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies, and Obama nominates David Axelrod to replace her. Axelrod is defeated in the Senate when it becomes clear he has zero qualifications.

In 2010, the economy remains shaking, falling at an annualized 3.5% through September.

Republicans re-take both houses of Congress.

It emerges that Obama accepted campaign contributions from the North Korean government. In December of 2010, Berg finally wins his lawsuit. It emerges that Obama was not born in the United States, and is thus not a natural born citizen.

The new Republican Congress begins impeachment proceedings against Obama, which are successful. Obama begins the first president ever removed from office by the Senate.

Joe Biden is sworn in, and promptly pardons Obama for any wrongdoing.

Sarah Palin runs for the GOP nomination in 2012. On a platform of the fair tax, a repeal of Obama’s socialist health care plan, balancing the federal budget, and repealing the 16th ammendment, Sarah Palin wins with 65% of the popular vote, losing only DC, Hawaii, and Vermont.

Republicans gain even more seats in Congress and the Senate.

The new Palin administration quickly passes the fair tax plan, and begins criminal prosecution against Senator Chris Dodd for bribery. The Democratic Party and ACORN are both brought up on RICO charges for massive voter fraud and foreign tampering with US elections. Both are found guilty.

Barack Obama divorces Michelle and marries Keith Olbermann in Connecticut. The marriage is quickly voided when the U.S. Constitution is ammended to ban gay marriage.

Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan are nuked into rubble.

They all live happily ever after. The end.


15 posted on 10/10/2008 9:14:23 PM PDT by Thane_Banquo ("They aren't people! They're the ACLU!" - General Patton in An American Carol)
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To: Reform Canada

Thanks for posting - very creative!


16 posted on 10/10/2008 9:14:26 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Reform Canada

Prescient.


17 posted on 10/10/2008 9:15:00 PM PDT by pankot
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To: Reform Canada

Great read. I liked everything except for the United Nations being in Salt Lake City.


18 posted on 10/10/2008 9:15:08 PM PDT by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
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To: Dead Dog
You have a typo there, DD...let me fix it for you:

GO BUCKS!

19 posted on 10/10/2008 9:16:55 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Reform Canada
U.S. armed forces in Iraq begin to display Heartland colours, the red white and green crest

I was with you up to that point - sounds like the Mexican flag ...

20 posted on 10/10/2008 9:19:39 PM PDT by 11th_VA
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