[Daffynition]

Why Can't a Man Be More Like a Cat?

Cats like to snuggle, they understand our moods, they don't tell you to get off the phone, they have cute feet, they don't wear toilet paper on their face and my personal favorite: Cats don't always have an alterior motive when they rub up against you.

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Actually they do have an ulterior motive when they rub up against you. They're marking you with their scent.

I think this is backwards but I think it's funny