DFU SONG: Battle of New Orleans (battle of Fannie Mae - the DemocRATS are to blame)

DFU News of the Day in Song ^ | 9-30-08 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

Written on a plane flight from Seattle to Ontario.

MIDI - BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS

[doug from upland]

If you can sing this, I’ll stick it to them in a YouTube (when I am off YouTube double secret probation).

[skeeter]

Congratulations DFU - you managed to get it all in.

Hilarious...

[doug from upland]

Thanks, but I failed to get in the homosexual callboy activity going on in Barney Frank’s condo. :)

[skeeter]

That one deserves a song of its own. Source material follows:

There is reason to believe that this is the Fannie man behind Barney Frank's mounting scandal>

[doug from upland]

Oh, my. Several examples of double entendre in that article. This one almost caused vomiting.

“...lover Barney Frank lobbied hard...”

[skeeter]

So ‘lobbied’ is what they’re calling it now.

[Paine in the Neck]

Thanks, but I failed to get in the homosexual callboy activity going on in Barney Frank’s condo. :)

Save that for the version of Candy Man you're about to do with the updated title of "Fannie Man".

[bluecollarman]

“If you can sing this, I’ll stick it to them in a YouTube”

I tried it for you Doug but it’s too many words to get in without my dentures falling out. I try again later. I may have to change your phrasing some.

[doug from upland]

Change what is appropriate. I hope you can do it.