Posted on 09/24/2008 4:53:46 PM PDT by Libloather
Teen Pees In Teacher's Drink, Police Say
UPDATED: 5:16 pm PDT September 23, 2008
CASTLE ROCK, Wash. -- Police in Washington said they've arrested a teenager for urinating in his teacher's drink.
Investigators said officers arrested the 13-year-old at Castle Rock Middle School on Friday, and he's now facing a felony charge.
Castle Rock police said the victim was a woman who was teaching four eighth-grade boys Friday when one of them peed in her drink.
The teacher walked into her class just in time to catch the boy zipping up and discovered urine in her plastic drink bottle, officers said.
"Kids now days have no respect," a parent named Vicky said.
The initial reaction from local parents was one of disgust.
"We live in an age now where everything is a free-for-all it's just ridiculous," Vicky said.
An investigation revealed the child had urinated in her drink bottle and that the other students in class had witnessed it, police said.
The teacher didn't drink the liquid and was not hurt, but police took the boy to Cowlitz County Juvenile Detention.
**SNIP**
"If it was my kid he would face some serious reprimands at home. As far as a crime, that's a bit much," Ronna said.
The Castle Rock School District said the boy will be suspended for at least five days.
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What, did the kid pee into water? Amateur. Pee into coffee.
Isn’t a felony a bit extreme?
Not a mental image I needed before dinner :P
Well, the NEA has been *****ing in our children’s brains for years, it’s only fair.
I always loved pranks but these are more like assaults. Throw the book at him.
He’s getting ready for a career at burger king
A “practical joker” deserves applause for his wit
according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right.
For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved
for the very wittiest.
LAZARUS LONG
Enjoy your lemonade
Not if it were your drink
Now they will actually get a REAL education....at the hands of the law.
Last night’s was ruined by the looney PETA human milk story! What’s next? :)
aggravated assault and/or battery, arson, burglary, illegal drug abuse/sales, embezzlement, grand theft, treason, espionage, racketeering, robbery, murder, rape, kidnapping and fraud.
Those are usually considered felonies, he didn’t actually finish with the prank and she caught him before hand. Besides only a complete idiot leaves an openable drink around eighth graders.
Dunno. Does the perp have any diseases?
Now THIS deserved a barf alert!
Recruiting offices in New Orleans have probably already hired this guy.
Urine is 99% water
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