Portland man said attacked by 74-year-old nude sunbather at Rooster Rock ( Chihuahuas involved too )

The Oregonian ^ | July 28, 2008 | Joseph Rose

[csvset]

Donald Kenney

Photo:Multnomah County Sheriff's Office

[ndt]

Best tan in Portland.

[anonsquared]

Hey old man, step away from the Viagra.

[goldstategop]

¡Personas de tomar el sol del Mundo Se unen! ¡Chihuahuas Son Nosotros!

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[cripplecreek]

They’ve come to snuff the rooster.

[Dog]

Best laugh I’ve had in quite awhile.

[skeeter]

There is a definite correlation between the compulsion to be naked outside and ugly.

[Joe 6-pack]

I'm guessing the Chihuahuas were attracted to his Mexican sun block...

[Mr. Brightside]

attacking the man and his dogs with a collapsible police baton

That happens with age.

[Mr. Brightside]

Hey old man, step away from the Viagra.

Makes you wonder if it was a hold up or a stick up.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

It is no wonder that the Chihuhuas went nuts. Oops, didn’t actually mean it that way, but what the heck.

Any 74 year old nude dude would set our dogs off.

My eyes, my eyes!

The poor kids. Now they know what they have to look forward to in about 70 years.

[skeeter]

Now they know what they have to look forward to in about 70 years.

A dried arrangement?

[Global2010]

Did you see the story about the BedBugs up at OHSU?

They were brought in in a workers backpack to an office in the admitting dept.

TV news showed sheet rock that had to be removed due to the bedbugs in that office.

However the hosp claims there was only 10 bugs.

I saw an article here at FR the other day about the growing problem here in the States with traveling bed bugs from abroad.

That and super Lice that have mutated so that the killer shampoos have little or no effect.

Ya know all the enviro whacks that want natural solutions to enviromental issues should stop bombing Universities and Prof. Homes and find a cure for body lice,bed bugs and scabbies.

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

Bacon, bacon, bacon!!!! looks all shrively like bacon, bacon bacon bacon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dysart]

The man told police that he saw Kenney hitting the dogs with what appeared to be a stick.

Umm, that wasn't a stick, that was his...

[Fester Chugabrew]

Josh should’ve beat off his attacker.

[csvset]

They’ve come to snuff the rooster.

With a landing party consisting of four chilrun' and two Chihuahuas, the odds were agin' 'em.

[weegee]

“Don’t look Ethyl! But it was too late”

[weegee]

“allegedly attacking the man and his dogs with a collapsible police baton”

Is that what they are calling IT these days?

[ViLaLuz]

You shameless hussy! :)