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To make a baby you need to eat 18 broccolis
The Times ^
| September 23, 2008
Posted on 09/24/2008 10:48:34 AM PDT by HaplessToad
That's one six-year-old's take on the facts of life.
...
Frederica, 6: They come from Mummy's tummy. They start like an egg. I'm not sure how the egg gets there to begin with. I think it comes from food. You eat lots of food, very healthy food, and that makes the egg. But you do have to eat very healthy food, even like 18 broccolis a week...
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KEYWORDS: broccoli; familyplanning; sexpositiveagenda; sexualizingchildren; starkravingsocialism
To: HaplessToad
Cute stories. Too bad these innocent children are being used to advance the evil “Family Planning” agenda.
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posted on
09/24/2008 10:53:57 AM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(Reagan is back, and this time he's a woman.)
To: HaplessToad; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; ...
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posted on
09/24/2008 10:57:18 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Life is to short for bad theology.)
To: HaplessToad
I like the end of Angus’ answer:
“I won't have any children. I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole.”
Angus my boy, THAT will change!
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posted on
09/24/2008 10:58:35 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(The United States Marines. The finest and most feared fighting force in the history of mankind.)
To: HaplessToad
They come from Mummy's tummy. They start like an egg. I'm not sure how the egg gets there to begin with. I think it comes from food. You eat lots of food, very healthy food, and that makes the egg. But you do have to eat very healthy food, even like 18 broccolis a week...This is really funny. But why don't they just tell her the truth? As everybody knows, babies are brought by the stork.
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posted on
09/24/2008 11:01:48 AM PDT
by
stripes1776
("That if gold rust, what shall iron do?" --Chaucer .)
To: Gamecock; Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70
George: Food and sex, those are my two passions. It’s only natural to combine them.
To: Mr. Brightside
You forget TELEVISION.
Great episode.
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posted on
09/24/2008 11:29:16 AM PDT
by
SJSAMPLE
To: HaplessToad
Ask the kids what they think about a woman who for selfish reasons would kill the baby in her tummy to avoid embarrassment or because she stopped loving the guy she was having sex with or only had a sexual fling with him “just because”.
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posted on
09/24/2008 11:47:40 AM PDT
by
weegee
(Obama's a uniter?"I want you to argue with them (friends,neighbors,Republicans) & get in their face")
To: HaplessToad
What a nice article...Angus, I think in time, you’ll enjoy putting it in that special hole. Most boys do!! :-)
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posted on
09/24/2008 12:30:01 PM PDT
by
MaineConservative
(Obama, we aren't electing McCain for president of GEEKS-On-Call, but for President of the USA)
To: stripes1776
“As everybody knows, babies are brought by the stork.”
I’m so sorry you were raised to believe that old canard. Obviously your folks thought you couldn’t handle the truth.
Scientific studies show that the doctor brings the baby in his little black bag.
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posted on
09/24/2008 1:51:57 PM PDT
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: MaineConservative
Angus, I think in time, you’ll enjoy putting it in that special hole. Most boys do!! Truth be told, most women do, too.
L
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posted on
09/24/2008 1:54:25 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(She's not a lesbian, she doesn't whine, she doesn't hate her country, and she's not afraid of guns.)
To: mrs. a
I’m so sorry you were raised to believe that old canard. Obviously your folks thought you couldn’t handle the truth. Scientific studies show that the doctor brings the baby in his little black bag.Hmmm...a little black bag. I don't think I will go there.
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posted on
09/24/2008 1:57:57 PM PDT
by
stripes1776
("That if gold rust, what shall iron do?" --Chaucer .)
To: mrs. a
I thought it was a TURKEY BASTER!!! :)
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posted on
09/24/2008 3:03:42 PM PDT
by
MaineConservative
(Obama, we aren't electing McCain for president of GEEKS-On-Call, but for President of the USA)
To: Lurker
True!!! unless she is a NOW member who thinks consensual sex is rape!! But some of those ‘ladies’ are uglier than Helen Thomas!!
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posted on
09/24/2008 3:05:45 PM PDT
by
MaineConservative
(Obama, we aren't electing McCain for president of GEEKS-On-Call, but for President of the USA)
To: stripes1776
little black bag.
Isn't that how Obama got here?? His Anti-American mom carried Obama in her black bag??
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posted on
09/24/2008 3:07:55 PM PDT
by
MaineConservative
(Obama, we aren't electing McCain for president of GEEKS-On-Call, but for President of the USA)
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