Pee on the effected areas. The amonia will help reduce the pain (works for sea anenomie stings) and get him to a vet as soon as possible.
LOL....if you're out in the middle of the woods fine. If you're at home, Windex or other glass cleaner is better, has more ammonia, and is less likely to get you arrested as a sexual offender than peeing on your dog.
“Pee on the effected areas”
You might have just made Freeper history!!
I can see this quote right up there with:
sister/moose, Cheese, Hugh, Stuned, Beeber, Series, Shower,etc.....
One can only hope!!!