Are you sure it’s the same baby? It could have been switched on you.
Does it make a lot of noise and other messes? Does it seem determined to prevent you from getting a proper night’s sleep?
It’s probably not yours.
LOL! I’ve sometimes wished the real parents would come back and get some of mine! You should have seen Pat at the poll today. He would flisk up to a voter, fix his huge crazy eyes on the target, and hand him a Blackwood campaign mint. “You want to vote for Mr. Blackwood for State Representative! AND here’s the tickee about the judges!”
No way, this kids been eating at my wife's chest about every forty minutes since we left the hospital. There has been no time for the switch and surely there would have been a one armed culprit around from the damage caused by such a person from having tried to remove the child from a feeding.
Nope, couldn't have happened.