[bevlar]

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohamed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and possibly candidates for President of the United States.

He also added that if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, Microsoft, AOL customer service reps, McAfee techs and then Motel 6 managers.

It's gonna get ugly

[kassie]

Promises, promises,promises...

[lysie]

Ha!

[tillacum]

Lordy, Lordy, I wish Mohamed Omar would begin taking them back NOW. I don’t think we’d be hurt by that action. They may even show Omar some American ways, such as independent women.