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1 posted on 09/06/2008 5:15:46 PM PDT by kralcmot
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Dennis Miller has been collecting them also. His favorite so far (submitted by a listener) is: The Resonator.


2 posted on 09/06/2008 5:17:15 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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“Shiva, destroyer of the Commiecrats’s world”.


3 posted on 09/06/2008 5:17:51 PM PDT by redstateconfidential ("Go to the mattresses")
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Sarah-CUTIE.

prisoner6

4 posted on 09/06/2008 5:18:25 PM PDT by prisoner6 (Right Wing Nuts hold the country together as the loose screws of the Left fall out.)
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The people are having a lot of fun capitalizing.

Some of them speak and write the English.

5 posted on 09/06/2008 5:18:27 PM PDT by humblegunner (I'm voting for McCain because he's white.)
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Piper’s mommy.

(I love that little kid!)


6 posted on 09/06/2008 5:19:05 PM PDT by Velveeta
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8 posted on 09/06/2008 5:27:36 PM PDT by xcamel (Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
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The study of Sarah = “Palinology”

When a woman displays beauty, integrity, courage, intelligence, quick wit, confidence, all while moving gracefully on her feet with a sly little smirk that says “Don’t mess with me” = “Sarahpeal”

“Sarahdipity” = the effect by which one accidentally discovers something fortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely, such as John McCain’s search for a VP.

A phrase used by Democrats when they have been beaten in the realm of politics = “Victim’s of Sarahstance”


9 posted on 09/06/2008 5:37:21 PM PDT by uptoolate (I will be voting for a real conservative)
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10 posted on 09/06/2008 5:38:28 PM PDT by Old Sarge (I am not voting for McCain - I'm voting for PALIN!)
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It appears that Mrs. Palin has effectively

PALINIZED the media

11 posted on 09/06/2008 5:40:34 PM PDT by pointsal
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I like “The Arctic Fox”


12 posted on 09/06/2008 5:41:38 PM PDT by ZULU (Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
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Iron Lady II. She’s our Margeret Thatcher.


13 posted on 09/06/2008 5:41:39 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (Leftism is a mental disorder)
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I doubt I'm the first one to make the connection to "Jaws", but when I saw this picture, here's what popped into my head.


14 posted on 09/06/2008 5:44:49 PM PDT by Locomotive Breath
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I’m starting to think my favorite will be,

President Palin.


19 posted on 09/06/2008 6:10:33 PM PDT by vipervomit (Some days you're the dog........some days you're the hydrant!)
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Veepinator


21 posted on 09/06/2008 7:54:20 PM PDT by LiteKeeper (Beware the secularization of America; the Islamization of Eurabia)
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Sarah-cuda (Sung to ‘Barracuda’ by Heart) A Parody by US34

No, this ain’t the end …
We’re on cue again …
Today, Dems had to eat their heart n’ pray.

Styled, bright n’ fun …
Is she surreal … for ‘the One’?
All hail … May she never fail!

Fools try to throw her into the weeds …
Why fret, Obama diss’d Hillary?
They’re goin’ down, down, down … down in the trees …
She gonna burn ya … Sarah-cuda!

Aw-Aw-Awe…

Back at The Times, they are all crying … ‘cause ‘B’ …
He got a pompous V.P. … uh-huh.
O’s fight, all gone; they’re smelling fear strong:
His lame … liberal fame.

And if they’re reeling over the pick …
Ooh they better gang on some other chic …
Whose gonna burn, burn, burn, burn ‘em to the quick?
Ooooooh, Sarah-cuda!

Mi-chelle’s, swell too, the puppets said …
Jive clowns, Dems’ frown made her shed …
Oooh, I think that you got used too!

All that night, and all the next,
Obama now falling back …
Bait for the bloggin’ crews … n’ willy-nilly news!

If they’re reeling over the pick …
Oh, they better gang on some other chic …
Whose gonna burn, burn, burn, burn em’ to the quick?
Ahhhhhh, Sarah … Sarah-cuda

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh… OH!


22 posted on 09/06/2008 11:45:02 PM PDT by US34 (It's a long walk home)
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