Arrested with meth cooking in his pants

Newschannel 3 ^ | September 3, 2008

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SHERWOOD, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A report of men stealing gas led to a meth bust in Branch County.

Troopers found the two men around 11:00 Monday night in the Village of Sherwood. Witnesses say they spotted the men siphoning gas.

Troopers arrested one man on an outstanding warrant and also found meth-making materials he was carrying.

When they searched the other man troopers say they found a pop bottle shoved down his pants with meth actually cooking inside.

The two men went to jail on a number of charges.

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Thanks to MaryFromMichigan for finding this story.

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Anybody thinking of the airport scene from This is Spinal Tap?

[machogirl]

I can just imagine being on the jury if this guy doesn’t plead. How can anyone listen to that without cracking (no pun intended) up?

[machogirl]

Pinging the term HOTPANTS.

[machogirl]

How does one cook meth in their pants?

I can just see the pat down. Reminds me of the old joke.
Is that a ___________ in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

[Pontiac]

When they searched the other man troopers say they found a pop bottle shoved down his pants with meth actually cooking inside.

This guy is a Darwin Award wannabee.

[ConservativeMind]

I’ll bet the guy liked Obama.

[machogirl]

Gets honorable mention due to the fact he is still alive.

[Pontiac]

Gets honorable mention due to the fact he is still alive.

And still able to reproduce.

He could have still won the award had he burned his (omitted) off.

[machogirl]

I am not a dude, but would any Freepers want something that was cooking around their, um, man parts?

[Pontiac]

I am a man and I agree I do not want a potentially explosively hot, extremely flammable chemical reaction in close proximity to my manhood.

I suspect that the drug addled fool put it there in a panicked attempt to hide it from the police.

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Meth addicts aren’t known for being fastidious.

[machogirl]

Briefs or Boxers? What do meth heads wear?

[machogirl]

I guess not, but I hear coke heads.......nope I won’t go there.

[Pontiac]

Well if he is of the younger generation that wears the oversized hanging off the butt gang banger type jeans usually boxsers

Those pants would be spacious enough to hide a bottle inside come to think of it.

[machogirl]

That is true, but reminds me of a funny story.
I used to teach. One day a student came in with
his pants like that. Our principal told him to pull
up his pants and if he had a belt, to tighten it.

The student didn’t have a belt, so our principal duct taped his pants up.

Lord that was funny.

[ViLaLuz]

I’ve seen similar meth-cooking-in-pants stories in the past. Why would someone walk around like this?

[Pontiac]

Lord that was funny.

Oh my. That sounds like humiliation. I can’t believe that could happen in a modern public school. The poor boy!

The principal didn’t get fired?! (Gratuitous display of dumb founded awe)

[grellis]

If you would like to be added or dropped from the Michigan ping list, please freepmail me.

"Is that a bottle of meth cooking in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" ping

[SunkenCiv]

When they searched the other man troopers say they found a pop bottle shoved down his pants with meth actually cooking inside.

I'm sure that seemed like a great idea to a meth-head. Thanks grellis.