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Little Known Facts about Sarah Palin
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| Aug. 31, 2008
Posted on 08/31/2008 5:41:01 PM PDT by Alouette
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To: GOPJ
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posted on
08/31/2008 7:23:45 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin’s 7-10 mile run is actually the earth rotating under her feet at at the feel of her sneakers. The earth don’t wanna end up as a terrarium in her living room.
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin's tears cure cancer...
Unfortunately, she's so tough she never cries...
With apologies to the Chuck Norris joke makers....
43
posted on
08/31/2008 8:46:18 PM PDT
by
Acrobat
(Can I get a specific answer Mr. O?)
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin can knot a cherry tree with her tongue.
Sarah Palin came here to do two things... kill caribou with her bare hands and kick ass, and she’s all out of caribou.
Sarah Palin lets Superman hang out in her Fortress of Solitude only because he makes a great mojito.
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posted on
08/31/2008 9:07:48 PM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin wears glasses only because they are specially designed to keep her eye death ray from destroying cities when she sneezes.
45
posted on
08/31/2008 9:10:47 PM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: Grizzled Bear
Funny, the minute Palin was introduced, I started humming the Davy Crockett theme song. She wasn’t born on a mountain top in Tennessee, was she?
46
posted on
08/31/2008 9:14:33 PM PDT
by
ntnychik
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin has a bumper strip that says
Vegetarian: an old Indian that can’t hunt
This is true, according to Billy Cunningham (took over Drudge’s Sun. night radio show), who is singing her praises.
47
posted on
08/31/2008 9:18:05 PM PDT
by
ntnychik
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin makes the greatest ice sculptures ever seen using only her perfectly manicured nails, that were manicured with a woodchipper.
And Sarah Palin said, “Let there be the Northern Lights, and there were the Northern Lights.” And Sarah Palin saw the Northern Lights, that it was good. Amen.
48
posted on
08/31/2008 9:26:28 PM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: ntnychik
She wasn’t born on a mountain top in Tennessee, was she? She made the mountain and the mountain top in Tennessee Davy Crockett was born on... Plate tectonics describes the large scale motions of Earth's lithosphere, caused by Sarah Palin crushing her enemies under her ruby red peep-toe platform heels.
49
posted on
08/31/2008 9:38:55 PM PDT
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: GraniteStateConservative
Gosh, those ruby red shoes were the greatest. She should use them as a campaign logo.
50
posted on
08/31/2008 10:08:22 PM PDT
by
ntnychik
To: Alouette; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The Oxford English Dictionary defines "Conservatism" as "A political philosophy in accordance with the views of Sarah Palin."
51
posted on
09/01/2008 12:14:54 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
To: GraniteStateConservative
Sara Cuda Palin...I like that..yep, I do.
America needs a Sara Cuda Palin to kick metrosexual asses like Limpley Grahamnesty,Dickie Turdbin, John French Kerry, John that ain't my kid Edwards, Howeird Dean, Alvin I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn Gore and the list in the Democrat party is powerful long.
52
posted on
09/01/2008 1:51:44 AM PDT
by
OKIEDOC
(The Difference Between Palin and Obama is Common Sense, She's GOT IT, He DOESN'T)
To: Alouette
“Sarah Palin’s hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.”
LOL! Here’s one:
Wonder Woman wears Sarah Palin pajamas to bed.
53
posted on
09/01/2008 8:02:48 AM PDT
by
Hyzenthlay
(I aim to misbehave.)
To: Grizzled Bear
These are more along the lines of Paul Bunyan tales. Paul’s wife was Sarah.
To: Alouette
55
posted on
09/01/2008 8:45:58 AM PDT
by
Sue Perkick
(And I hope that what I've done here today doesn't force you to have a negative opinion of me....)
To: lesser_satan
A moose once bit Sarah Palin’s sister. It was the last thing he ever did. Stuning! It cheesed her off, so she beebered it.
56
posted on
09/01/2008 10:46:26 AM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, attempting to sit in the Oval Office, where he ought not..)
To: Alouette
Alaskan wolfpacks give Sarah first dibs on their kills.
57
posted on
09/02/2008 6:21:34 AM PDT
by
Terabitten
(Virginia Tech Corps of Cadets - E-Frat '94. Unity and Pride!)
To: Alouette
58
posted on
09/02/2008 6:23:22 AM PDT
by
petercooper
(IQ tests for all voters!)
To: WaterBoard
I see I'm not the only one.
In fact, I've swiped that for my tagline.
Hope you don't mind. :~D
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posted on
09/02/2008 6:30:49 AM PDT
by
cuz_it_aint_their_money
("I'm not voting for McCain... I'm voting for Sarah Palin in November.")
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