Posted on 08/30/2008 4:59:36 PM PDT by JillValentine
Thanks for the ping, Jill. Looks like it might just be a good season, and I hold some small hopes, even though it’s in Africa. Still waiting for Survivor: Alaska, though.
Let’s have some fun! Quiz time.
1. What kind of sentence will someone convicted of a felony never receive?
A) Probation
B) Community service
C) Incarceration in a state prison
D) Incarceration in a county jail
2. Who can not receive parole?
A) Serial killers
B) Sex offenders
C) Someone who has never been imprisoned
D) Someone with more than three violent felony convictions
3. True or false: Prosecutors and public defenders tend to be close friends.
4. What kind of prisoner is at the top of the food chain in a men’s prison?
5. What kind of prisoner is at the bottom of the food chain in a women’s prison?
Bonus: Name the two Republican senators who voted against confirming Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court. No cheating!
IIRC, Mark Hatfield (WA) and Jim Jeffords (VT).
Missed it.
Right state, wrong senator on the first.
Right on the second.
Oops. make that wrong senator and state on the first. I get those Pacific Northwest states mixed up. :)
(smacks self in head)
Outstanding job! You rock, JillValentine. :-)
Occupation: Pharmaceutical Sales (cough StepheME cough)
LOL!
“...we can at least laugh at them.”
And just to prove the point right off the bat we have “Ace.”
Bwahahahahahahahahaha..... I expect him to go right after the little old lady from Temecula.
Way too many Californians in this season. No offense, but it’s stupid programming. The states/regions represented the more likely to draw in viewers from those areas and expand viewership.
Charlie....effeminate lawyers make good appetizers of this show.
Crystal....why, WHY does the one survivor from my home state have to be the self-righteous, liberal minority from armpit Durham?
“However, dedicating so much of his time to his practice left him depressed and feeling less than fulfilled with his life.”
For pete sake, how many gays are there? Will they divide the tribes into gay/straight/ambiguous?
“He describes himself as adventurous, outgoing and silly, and he doesn’t like dishonest people.”
Gay...just doesn’t admit it to himself yet.
“....to land her dream job as a medical device sales representative.”
?!?!?!
Also, people who describe themselves as leaders are seldom leaders.
Sugar...please, please, please go early.
“Kelly Czarnecki describes herself as a leader by nature.”
Bbbbrrrrrmmmmmpppp!!!!
As Jeff said, GTFOH! LMAO!
“the King of Smash,”
More like the Queen of Ambiguity.” At least will be entertaining to watch.
Hmmmm...biggest draw back is that he seems to be stuck on himself. Will work both for and against him. Also, probably will go early because he will stand out too much as a threat...if the other survivors aren’t too stupid to see that...which is not certain with this group.
Matty? MATTY! What, was the name “Timmy” already taken?
“If he’s sad, he’s crying.” Oh, I get it. This is Jeff’s version of the “kick me” sign jokers put on other people’s backs.
Michelle...thank god...somebody who might be likable. Seems like a long shot to win, but the fact that she has run several triathlons is pretty damn good.
Paloma should be declared the winner based on that cute stomach alone. But, if she is for real she looks like a real contender.
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