Caption these gems from the DNC dog and pony show last night

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[usmcobra]

and errrrr ahhhhh a light errrrrrrr ahhhhh will shine down errrrrrr ahhhhhh from somewhere and you will vote for Obama.....

Or errrrrr ahhhhh be called a racist

[AndyJackson]

That one is a keeper.

[ottbmare]

It’s not my taste, and the fake jewel thing she has going on on her chest makes it look cheap (which I’m sure it’s not) but it’s okay. It’s not revealing, there’s a high neckline, and her arms are mostly covered. Not hoochie-ish at all. She certainly doesn’t have the taste of Cindy McCain, Jackie Kennedy, Barbara Bush, or Laura Bush.

She’s def had a lot of work done on skin, teeth, hair, etc. That’s not a complaint, just an observation.

[edzo4]

so I'll get up there and say everbody get behind obama blah blah blah unity, but you know what to do....

[Brainhose]

Let me aks you, wouldn't I look fly with a pair of double-Ds?
I gotta get me some booty implants too, y'all know how a brother loves some junk in the trunk.

[redstates4ever]

Now officially proud of her country.

Will continue to be proud - until her husband is defeated.

[ottbmare]

Te-rayza doesn’t look particularly happy or approving, does she.

[redstates4ever]

LOL!

[johnny7]

But the election’s about capitalism vs. socialism.

Glen Beck essentially said this to Wolf Blitzer yesterday afternoon on CNN. Blitzer's jaw just about dropped and the color drained from his face. For once, he was left with no comment... and during 'his watch', the cat was let out of the bag.

[redstates4ever]

Teresa has that “We are not amused” look on her face. Looks like she should have had a few more gin-soaked raisins before they arrived.

[ConservativeMan55]

The dream lives on!

But Mary Joe Doesn't....

[redstates4ever]

"Glen Beck essentially said this to Wolf Blitzer yesterday afternoon on CNN. Blitzer's jaw just about dropped and the color drained from his face. For once, he was left with no comment... and during 'his watch', the cat was let out of the bag."

WOW

[driftdiver]

“Te-rayza doesn’t look particularly happy or approving, does she.”

Or sober

[ConservativeMan55]

Hillary is ruthless isn’t she?

Just look at that expression.

[redstates4ever]

"No, my name isn't 'Chiquita', why do you ask?"

[Allegra]

"Hey, cutie...what are you doing later? Hmmmmm?"

[Weya]

You beat me to it.

Saw this one and thought “EXACTLY!”

[Pistolshot]

Hello, from one of the 57 states!!"

[BooBoo1000]

Michelle has a great big butt, looks like Hillary in slink..

[Tijeras_Slim]

Watch out for Hillary with a sledgehammer.