To: NicknamedBob
Found a housebroken girl on south east LA on the streets.
Cute with blond lashes, but can't figure the breed out.
In this case, this is arriving about a month after our first wedding anniversary.
This one coming won't be housebroken yet, and I hear it will poop alien green.
1,114 posted on
09/17/2008 9:42:10 PM PDT by
A CA Guy
( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: A CA Guy
Keep it on breast milk for as long as possible.
You save on food supplements and you don't have to get up in the middle of the night.
Any compromise you have to agree to is worth it for this.
(The really alien poop colors only arrive after you introduce the kid to rainbow color ice cream.)
1,115 posted on
09/17/2008 9:49:39 PM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(Fannie May give to Democrats, Freddie Maxes out his donations. Barack's second in line for the grift)
To: A CA Guy
Shrieking yellow is more typical, if the baby is nursing. Bright green indicates insufficient milkfat - FReepmail me if your medical practice doesn’t have a lactation consultant.
Hang in there!
1,124 posted on
09/18/2008 2:52:57 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
("Even for a thin-skinned solipsistic narcissist, Obama seems a frightful po-faced pill." ~Mark Steyn)
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