[Conspiracy Guy]

Have I told you about my latest idea? A restaurant chain called PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals. We let the customer select the meal while it is still alive. Lobsters, chickens, rabbits, beef cows, etc. We let them kill it and butcher it. We prepare it to their liking. With the cow meal you need to bring a large group of friends. Beer is free on days that end in Y.

[DeFault User]

Have you hear Justin Wilson’s story about the Cajun restaurant that advertised it had the meat for any sandwich you could order, if not, they would pay you $50.

A Cajun walks in and orders an elephant ear sandwich. The waiter comes back 10 minutes later and tells the customer, “I’m sorry we cannot serve you that sandwich today.”

The Cajun says, “You don’t have the meat, then pay me the $50.”

The waiter answers, “Oh, sir, we got the meat, I garontee; we just ran out of dem great big buns we serve them on.”