Have you hear Justin Wilson’s story about the Cajun restaurant that advertised it had the meat for any sandwich you could order, if not, they would pay you $50.
A Cajun walks in and orders an elephant ear sandwich. The waiter comes back 10 minutes later and tells the customer, “I’m sorry we cannot serve you that sandwich today.”
The Cajun says, “You don’t have the meat, then pay me the $50.”
The waiter answers, “Oh, sir, we got the meat, I garontee; we just ran out of dem great big buns we serve them on.”
I miss Justin.
I miss ol’ Justin.