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Almighty Supremebeing Allah

1 posted on 08/08/2008 10:45:08 PM PDT by Daffynition
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To: Daffynition

“Allah Behind Bar!”


2 posted on 08/08/2008 10:46:25 PM PDT by Califreak (Time to give the empty suits a one way ticket to the cleaners!)
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

Punner ping.


3 posted on 08/08/2008 10:47:34 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Daffynition

Actually, depictions of Allah outside the Koran are forbidden.

But I won’t tell.


4 posted on 08/08/2008 10:57:51 PM PDT by bajabaja
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To: Daffynition
The driver didn't stop right away when police tried to pull him over

I'm pretty sure he thought he didn't have to stop for anyone if he didn't want to.

5 posted on 08/08/2008 10:58:14 PM PDT by mhx
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To: Daffynition

Well, at least he didn’t tell the cops that they were infidels and need to be beheaded.


6 posted on 08/08/2008 11:17:58 PM PDT by max americana
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To: Daffynition
[ He was identified as Almighty Supremebeing Allah, ]

This dude must've had some handy pill compartments in his cape for his drugs.. spandex is just too tight..

9 posted on 08/09/2008 12:23:18 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole....)
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To: milford421

Ping.


10 posted on 08/09/2008 12:24:17 AM PDT by nw_arizona_granny ( http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1990507/posts?page=451 SURVIVAL, RECIPES, GARDENS, & INFO)
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To: Daffynition

I don’t think you are allowed to name yourself Allah in Islam.

This guy is just some clown. LOL


11 posted on 08/09/2008 4:41:52 AM PDT by varyouga ("Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control" - DU 10-24-06)
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To: Daffynition

Probably a Five Percenter:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nation_of_Gods_and_Earths


12 posted on 08/09/2008 5:52:51 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("And the rum is for all your good vices.")
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To: Daffynition; Slings and Arrows
According to police, members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force were tipped off to a drug transaction in the town.

I heard they were tipped of by ssome guy named Hey- sus 

18 posted on 08/09/2008 6:57:53 AM PDT by grjr21
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To: Daffynition

I wonder what Supreme Solar Allah is up to these days?


19 posted on 08/09/2008 7:01:04 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Five Year Plans and New Deals, wrapped in golden chains...)
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To: Daffynition; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Almighty Allah busted on drug charges

This sounds like a rejected script from South Park.


22 posted on 08/09/2008 7:44:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: Daffynition
... members of the East Central Narcotics Task Force were tipped off to a drug transaction in the town. Whoopsie-daisie! I know someone who won't be getting his 72 raisins!
24 posted on 08/09/2008 7:04:56 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: Daffynition

“Where is your god now?”
“Trying to get the bail bondsman to call back.”


25 posted on 08/09/2008 7:09:44 PM PDT by RichInOC ("In the name of Allah, The Inexorable, The Irresistible..." (C. S. Lewis, a role model for us all.))
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